"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."
"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a comida group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted tu to know, in case ... I just wanted tu to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would tu take romantic consejos from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help tu for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no más hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No más Nairtinis, no más headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"