Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.


Just so tu know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Joey: hola check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: hola Rachel did tu mind when Ross flirted with other people when tu were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 año old women put on a correa, tanga and she didnt even buy it!


Rachel: tu don't want to try things too fast. tu know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like tu havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give tu my baby?


Make amor to you? what are tu a girl?


Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?


tu know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.


But do tu think that maybe, on some level, tu don't want to take off my bra?


If she wanted to be más like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle o something?



Monica, will tu please tell Joey that he's a pig?


He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.


Why can't I become a waitress? I amor serving comida (to myself).


Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.



I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City año was just an amazing option.