Because they can never get past the white belt
2.A punk with a arco iris collored mohawk sits down on a bench siguiente to an old man. After awhile he notices the old man is staring at him. "Whats wrong old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time screwed a parrot, i was just wondering if tu were my son."
3.What do tu do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off?
Stop laughing and reload.
4.Whats better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
5.What would tu rather be:emo o handicapped?
trick question:emo is a handycap.
6.An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
Society.
7.Emo is to música as terrorism is to society.
8.Get scene o cut trying.
9.How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three! one to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one
10.Did tu hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
11. I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
12.If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building, and hits the ground at the same time, who dies first?
The blonde, she drowns in the emo kids tears
13.Whats the difference between an emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby dosent cry.
14.How many emo kids does it take to microwave a burrito?
Four. One to write it on LiveJournal, One to post a myspace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and one to microwave the burrito.
15.Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
tu cry when tu cut an onion.
16.What do tu call a punk without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
17.What do tu call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
