Jared: "Hot comedian"? I hope that pun was unintentional!
Personification of Beauty
-so ripped!
-huge arms
-very strong
-incredibly long legs
-runs fast
-jumps high
-swims beautifully
-soft, fluffy, dark brown hair that shines in bright sunlight
-bright, clear eyes that appear to change color
-mixture of boyish and masculine features
-wide, mesmerizing smile with perfect white teeth and dimples
-deep voice that ranges from soft and quiet to almost a roar when he yells
-the ability to pull and twist his face into any shape, all of which are cute, handsome, sexy, o hilarious
-looks good from any angle: front, left, right, back, whatever, he's never taken a picture that was a bad angle
-has such a perfect face that even the worst hairstyles can't mar his beauty
-extremely talented actor
-doesn't mind making fun of himself
-wonderful sense of humor
-very, VERY modest about his looks and talents!
