Invader ZIM - I Had No Idea

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, tu know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure tu don' need anything else?" dicho Zim. Positive?? Im fine. dicho Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took gir off her face.
What is that?! dicho Merribelle.
A umm... dog. dicho Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, dicho Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, dicho Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

por the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down siguiente to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black suits that had little tails on the...

tu know tu watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. tu have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. tu don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... tu vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And tu know exactly what happened to them.

4. tu pass out meat on Valentine's día instead of candy.

5. tu talk in third person.

6. tu block up your chimney on navidad because tu fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image tu can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. tu check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When tu get a zit, tu name it Pustulio and insist...