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posted by InvaderCynder

our judges besides the audience: Grim, Billy, and Mandy!and our guest star, Firestar, leader of thunderclan!

mandy: hmph. how did tu talk me into this, billy?

grim: thoses stupid perrito, cachorro eyes get us eerytime! grrr...

billy: HI MOM!

firestar: eek! twolegs!

first up is Zim!

Zim: YES! i will be canto "Just so tu know" por "Jesse McCartney."

I shouldn't amor you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.*small música break*I shouldn't amor you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.and i don't...

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 5

posted by woowie

gir and Kat finally arrived at Lightopia. It was really cool looking. They entered some huge hi-tech castle. "Ah, I have been waiting for you, Darkshadow." Kat didn't mind Striker calling her por her real name. "Okay, princess, fun's over! Where's Zim?" Kat asked.
"Your friend, Zim?"
"Yes!"
"I don't know how to put this, Darkie, but, he's dead."

Dead!? Kat completely lost it. "Dead!? tu mean tu killed him!?" Kat shouted. "Yes. And there's no need to shout, Darkshadow!" he answered. "Do I seriously look like I care!?" Kat said, "What kind of leader are you!? Watch me kill tu somedat, Unicornia!"...

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 3

posted by woowie

"Oh." Kat said, "You don't like me."

The siguiente día at recess, Zim saw Kat. She was running around- in alien form. All of a sudden, two freakishly tall men grabbed her. "We have her." dicho one. A familiar voice. They threw her into a car, and the car flew into the sky and out of sight.

"I told tu Kat was an alien!" Dib shouted.

"Do tu know who we are?" dicho one of the men to Kat. Kat pouted. The men took off their disguises. "The Irken leaders?!" Kat said, "Oh well! The Lightopian Dynamite, Master of Mischief, as we call him, will destroy you!"

"How?" dicho Purple. Just then, Striker, The Lightopian...

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 2

posted by woowie

Zim took Kat in. The first few weeks were just fun and games, until the tallest found out. They wanted her dead. They had sent Irkens after her.

Skool was going to start soon. Everyone got held back. Finally, it came. "Kat, be good while I'm gone." Zim said, and left. It was Kat and gir now.

Zim was returning from skool. He opened the door and gasped. gir was panicking, there was wood and blood everywhere, and Kat was covered in blood. She seemed cheerful though, as usual. "Kat, what did tu do?" Zim asked. Her antennas went down and she tucked her tail between her legs. "I'm sorry. It won't...

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Bubblegum Chapter 1

posted by RealCosmic

A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. tu don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...

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Invader Zim fanfiction: Dib's Break-in part one

posted by jax3636

I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what tu think please!

Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If tu don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...

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The invader falls in amor ch12

posted by zagrfreak94

A wonderful nightmare

There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, o suffer the balsa of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted por the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and más uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...

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The Invader falls in amor Ch7

posted by zagrfreak94

Both Zim and Gaz gazed at the baby, Curious Zim poked it.

Suddenly a giggle was heard from the baby; terrified Zim jumped behind Gaz. Gaz rolled her eyes at his sudden reaction and hold the baby in her arms.

"Relax zim, it just giggled no need to be scared" Gaz dicho looking at zim behind her; she had detected that he was trembling. When he took notice of Gaz's gaze, he stood and took the baby away from Gaz's grip.

"Zim, scared of a stupid human toy? Nonsense" He dicho as he returned to his seat. Zim look intently at the baby and poked him once more. The little baby giggled again, which to zim's...

The Invader falls in amor Ch3

posted by zagrfreak94

Chapter 3

*High skool library*

Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules o skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had el espacio and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.

"Hey Gaz, look who's...

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Zim & gir Go To The Mall

posted by misanthrope86

I have written fan fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance fan fic and a few 'House MD' fan fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' fan fiction. I don't write fan fiction like most people do. My fan fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal fan fiction conventions. If tu do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way o made it longer o something. This fan fic is just for fun, take it o leave it. I hope tu like though!

Zim & gir Go To The Mall

"GIR, do tu have any sevens?"

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

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Globs of Doom lost scene

posted by SweetSponge

*a morphoid(goo creature) stands in front of Sasha who is trapped in más goo
Sasha: ZIM! HELP!!!!
Zim: HANG ON SASHA!!
*jumps on parte superior, arriba of and defeats the morphoid
Zim: *helps Sasha out of the goo
Sasha: thank tu Zimmy
Spongebob: Sasha?
Sasha: yup, it's me
Spongebob: wow, *looks at her* you've changed a lot
Tak: wait a minute, slow down
Danny: yeah, who's Sasha?
*Jimmy looks at him questionly
Spongebob: oh, srry guys, this is Sasha, she used to fecha me, buty now she's dating,
Zim: *cuts him off* Me?
Spongebob: *looks at him annoyingly* Yes Zim, you.
Sasha: yea, but tu know we can still be good friends though...

2 years fanfic chapter 1

posted by I_AM_CRAPPY

Its was a cold winter día Zimita was testing at her lab trying to make her new sir unit RAI. "Come on RAI work tu dumb thing" dicho Zimita while she kicked RAI. But she was still shut down.After that gir came to Zimita's lab and gir was just runnin lake cray!"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL DA PIGGIES OUTSIDE ARE PLAYIN IN DA SNOW" gir said.Luckily Zimita knew what gir ment she knew all the humans here playing in the snow. After what gir dicho Zimita was very happy she liked snow ALOT so yea. Zimita put on her disguse and her scarf and ran off. Luckily Zim wasn't home.

A refutation of the popular articulo "TOP 5 REASONS WHY INVADER ZIM WAS CANCELED".

posted by PonyChan66

So, the articulo I'm responding to was made a long time ago, but it is still being read, and IZ fans are being somewhat misinformed por it.

1. PARENTS DIDN'T LIKE INVADER ZIM THEY THOUGHT IT WAS TOO DARK AND VIOLENT. (Well, actually, this isn't entirely true. If tu go to Common Sense Media, a pretty good gauge of parent reaction that dicho "The Powerpuff Girls" was too violent, you'll see that Invader Zim is marked as being okay for ages 8 and up, and only a few reviewers complained about it being excessively dark o violent.)

2. IT WASN'T FOR THE RIGHT AGE GROUP IT WAS FOR 9 AND 12 año OLDS...

Invader Zim friends and Enemies part 11

posted by titanicdragon

Rose's pov

I was suprised that he kissed me and I was even más suprised that I kissed him back. It was like every part of my body was on fire,it was amazing. I tried to pull away, but he puts his hands on my face and kissed me again. I lean on his shoulder. He put his arms around me, I was so lost in the moment that I didn't hear the knock at the door. Then Ms. Kip got me out of my daydream.

"Sorry Ms. Kip what did tu say?"

''Would your friend like to stay for dinner?"

"Thats up to him"

"Actually, Ms. Kip I was hoping Rose could have cena at my place." he said

What was he up to I thought.

"That...

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Life In Zim's House~Episode 2: fresa Yogurt

posted by VeeTruLxi

LIZH#2: fresa Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! tu GOT ANY fresa YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have fresa yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of fresa yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: tu are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because...

Zim o Dib? Part 7

posted by Invader_K

Blink lyed in cama for 3 months now. Dib didn't think it was fair Zim was the only one who could see Blink. Raven wouldn't let him in at all, and when he tried, he was hurt very badly. He tried all the things he could think of to sneak in. Every time, he failed and Raven always kicked him out. Dib thought and thought for hours until he went on his spelldrive. He found a spell that would turn him invisible at the snap of his fingers. He clicked on it and he felt funny for a minute. Dib snapped his fingers and he turned invisible. "This is amazing!" Dib said. He opened his door and headed torwards...

The Adventures of Analean chapter 1: The Beginning

posted by kiddygirl98

A picture of Analean half good and half evil

It was the middle of the afternoon on a regular school day. ''Do tu think we'll EVER get out of class?'' ask Zim with a very bored face. ''RIIING!!''. Finally the campana went. As Analean is walking with Zim and Tak in the hallway, she sees a shadowy figure on the trophy stand. ''Do tu see that?'' dicho Analean with a nervous look on her face.''See what? I don't see anything.'' asked Tak with a questioned expression. ''Look on the trophy stand.'' dicho Analean pointing at the trophy stand. ''I still don't see anything Analean.'' dicho Tak. Analean had a disappointed expression on her face, then...

ToxiKat (A.K.A. Invader Cynder's story in Kat's POV)

posted by woowie

NOTE: Cynder dicho I could do this... didn't tu Cyn?

It was a dark night. I had lived on the streets for two whole months now. I drank from rivers, dug through trash, and hid from cops that were chasing me. It all started one night...

"KAT! WHY HAVE tu BROUGHT A LIVE HUMAN INTO OUR BASE!?" Zim yelled. "DUDE! Calm DOWN!" I say. "COMPUTER! BRING OUT THE MIND ERASING DIVICE!" Zim shouted. No response. "COMPUTER!" "Error" the computer beeped, "Mind control device is broken"
"By who?"
"Lightopian Kat"
"Grrrrrrrr" Zim growled. I was out on the street. "AND STAY OUT!" Zim called after me.

Suddenly, something moved in the sky. "Shooting star" I said.

The siguiente day, I was spying on Zim's class. "This is Cynder. Cynder, sit por Dib, and don't say anything for the rest of the year" dicho Mrs. Bitters. I had been in her class before. Later on, I saw the girl go inside Zim's house. "Aha!" I said.

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Invader Jade, Chapter 2

posted by Invader-Tak

Inside was a classroom.
An old scary lady who I suspect is the teacher started glaring at me and said:
'Welcome Jade. Class this is our new student, Jade.' I didn't know what was happening but I decided to go with it.
I walked in.
'Hi.' I whisper while waving my hand.
'I'm Ms Bitters.' the teacher scowled. 'Now go sit in a spare spot. How 'bout siguiente to Zim.' and she pointed to a familiar and strange green kid.
I did as I was told.
'Now class, today we will be talking about the end. Your doom, doom, doom..' continued Ms bíter, bitters and soon she drifted off.
There was something very strange about this green...

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My parte superior, arriba 10 'Invader Zim' Episodes

posted by misanthrope86

In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my parte superior, arriba 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!

10. 1x17b 'Lice'

I amor 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice queen even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!

9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's pizza Hog'

'Bloaty's...