Huddy Article: 25 Things I Have Learned From House MD

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posted by jemihuddy

1. tu can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good día to tell someone tu amor them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. tu can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches tu if tu wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up por a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

18. Chase is not a neurosurgeon.

19. The hospital would hold a bake-sale if House would get help.

20. Florescent lights flicker at the same frequency as the human brain.

21. Rats only sweat through their tails.

22. Relative to their size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.

23. Anamrinome can cause arithmia and thrombocydapenia.

24. tu should take 2 "anti-depresents" when Cuddy walks into the room.

25. cachorritos can choke on babies.

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Sexy Cuddy

added by Scuddy2010

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Cuddy besar House's Scar (Dont think wrong XD)

added by huddyfan1996

Source: _ppistachio on twitter

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I amor tu

added by danielapeque

Source: La letra de chocolate es de Jesse y Joy

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7x01 'Now What' HQ trofeos for your delight :)

added by wendus92

Source: FOX/me/Adobe PS

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All in the Family chapter 2: Rationalization Man to the Rescue

posted by HuddyJoy0524

So here we are, chapter 2 of All in the Family! Sorry that it has taken me so long to update…I’m a little short on ideas and have had little time to update! I’m going to try and get a chapter o 2 up this weekend because it’s a holiday! Enjoy ;) P.S. a little reminder that this is an alternate House universe; nothing after Braveheart happened in this story. So things are slightly “inaccurate” lol
James Evan Wilson was a successful oncologist who had been very unsuccessful with relationships in his past. It wasn’t until a chance encounter with Amy Valentine,...

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House's secrets [Flight 248 from Miami(Chap.10)]

posted by BooBlue

First of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR! My wish for tu all is...amm have lucky in the siguiente year, a lot of Huddy and a lot of Huli!! Leave your comments, if tu really want.

Christmas passed. Wilson had comforted Cuddy giving support. They spent navidad together, House spent the night with his good friend Mel, in those few days after what happened with House and Cuddy, he spent his time helping his friend Mel doing some pediatric surgeries. Wilson had gone to visit the House but he always ran him because Wilson always dicho he was a fool for have let Cuddy go, told him she was wrong emotionally.
Cuddy...

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"Do not wake up your dreams" - Huddy fanfiction

posted by xxmelisaxx

It's my very first story in English so please don't be too cruel ;)
I will be grateful for all corections.

And a huge kiss to Agatt, for her help!! Enjoy.

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She had a dream. She dreamt of her own inicial - the true one. With a full family and a big dog. She dreamt of a inicial that she once had in her childhood. That she has someone in her life, who would care for her and Rachel. That she doesn't have to come back to an empty house anymore, because someone is waiting. With a mug of hot té and some good words.

She woke up feeling empty inside. The feeling...

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Huddy: The Perfect Couple. Chapter 1: A Surprising Twist

posted by NCISFAN2013

It was just another normal day, well for me at least. No one else would probably think it was a normal day. However today,it felt different, like I felt like something was going to happen. I was right. I was doing paperwork in my office when suddenly my doors swung wide open. I jumped, it was only House. I should have known, he never knocked he just came right in."What do tu want House?" I dicho not really caring because he probably just needed me to say ok for some procedure. He just stared at me with his amazing blue eyes. Sometimes I feel like I can get lost in them.

He didn't respond....

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"Honest,Love"-One shot based on some spoilers and this is my idea of how it could go

posted by rosehustle1

"You amor her." Lucas stated to House as he took a asiento on the couch. House rubbed his chin and sat down on the nearby recliner.
"Yes... and nothing I have tried will make her break it off with you."
"What can I say, she likes me." Lucas dicho with a grin. House rolled his eyes and chuckled.
"She does like you... but she loves me... She just doesn't want to admit it."
Lucas propped his feet on his coffee table.
"You may be right. Hell, tu two obviously have a history based on all she's done for you... but if after twenty-five years tu two still haven't gotten it right, what makes tu think...

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Summer Evenings Ch.28 "Reality is Blind--Dreams are Clairvoyant"

posted by livethislifeup

"Everything from my dream told me something. Everything that occurred--it was either a fear, a dream, o part of reality. But--" as he spoke his voice had slowed down..
"What? What's wrong."
"I wanted to be with her. The drug trials was reality. The accident was part of reality. The adoption was--want? Stacy was--a fear. What happened to her was a want. My mom, a reality. Cutting--a fear. Something I would have to resort to? Suicide--fear. Another thing I would resort to. Her death. Why should it be a fear? It's not a want. It can't be. It can't be a fear either--a reality?"
"What the hell are...

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"Elevator God" CH 3

posted by LisaLover

It was 7 PM. Cuddy fastened her collar in front of the mirror, she Heard someone’s knocking to the door. She took her bolso, monedero from the mesa, tabla and went to open. As she expected it was House. He was dressed like always, this time in his motor jacket, casco in the left and cane in the right hand. He checked her out from her feet to the head and smirked. She always looked like 5 million bucks but this time she applied to look better if that’s even possible. She remembered his words about plunging necklines and short skirts and she knew he wasn’t joking, so she wore her new skirt, same length...

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Listen, my grief-tormented Huddies. This nowhere near as bad as tu think.

posted by HouseOfficeFan7

Ok, so I've been dancing around fanpop ever since the incredible-- yes, I dicho incredible season finale and I thought that my fellow Huddies could use some cheering up.

First of all: JUST BECAUSE THE SEX WASN'T REAL DOES NOT MAKE IT MEANINGLESS. Far from it, actually. It is (in my opinion) even más meaningful having it be just a story House's brain made up than if it had actually happened. Here's why: House's subconscious was obviously dwelling on House's feelings for Cuddy and since his brain decided to make that House's memory of the night he must know how he really feels for Cuddy. Especially...

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Early Morning Surprises and Feelings Chapter 3

posted by houseluva8

People have seem to have been getting confused so I thought I might clear this up. Danny=robber/bad guy. Its my fault tu guys were confused.. I’m sorry. =) Anyway so I’m back with my siguiente chapter because people again left me death threats. It gets dark and the rating is going to change just to be safe.
Btw am I the only one completely PISSED about tonight’s episode? I mean really COME ON! Sorry done ranting for the moment. Here is chapter 3.
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House spun around...

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"My Constant Amongst The Changing Seasons"-An Overview of How Huddy Baby Could Work

posted by rosehustle1

One Night...
"I'm so tired of all the pain." He dicho as he laid his head against the sofá cushion and closed his eyes. Cuddy grasped his hand with hers.
"The medicine Wilson gave tu can cause intense migraines and nausea, but it will help with the hallucinations. We just need to get over the first hump and..."
House suddenly bent adelante, hacia adelante and vomited into the bucket near his feet. Cuddy rubbed his back gently. She pulled a tissue from her pocket and wiped his mouth.
"I haven't slept in days. When is this medicine gonna turn on the snooze?"
Cuddy put a hand to his forehead checking his temperature....

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Huddy after the kiss;* chapter 3

posted by zubeerfaan

Sorry i havent updated anything it is just because this fanfic kinda sucks and i am thinking about quiting.
Bur here comes another chapter PLZ tell my what tu think, it is okay if tu think it sucks to;D

House and cuddy were sitting in the hot tub at houses home.
House ; so what did tu want to say??
Cuddy ; it is about the kiss i was feeling emotion...
What??

House was looking at cuddys lips with dreamy eyes all he wanted to do was to kiss her again like they had did last ninght at her house.

House ; Nothing!
Cuddy ; okay,, as i was saying only reason why we kissed was because i was feeling emotional because of joy and tu actually let your human side mostrar for a moment.
what?? cuddy asked again
House ; Nothing it is just..
house went to cuddy and kissed her..

i will continue later plz comment

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Mark Returns (sequel to Hostage) ch. 3

posted by XhuddyobsessedX

House saw what Cuddy screamed about. There were 3 men. One holding Abby in his arms.

Cuddy tried to race over to get Abby but one of the men pulled her back.

*House could hardly make out who the men were. No one he knew....he looked at the man holding Abbigal.*

House! *Cuddy dicho sobbing* Do something!

Mark. Why are tu here?

The man turned on the lights and indeed it had been Stacy's husband.

*Cuddy gasped*

You hurt me House. My wife almost left me because of you. And I knew that one día I would get tu back. Never thought it would be like this though.... We were watching tu and saw that...

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"All Of Huddy's A Stage" - An articulo on Huddy In Let Them Eat Cake

posted by babybell

HOUSE IS A JACKASS!!!

Im soo... im soo..... just so.... *ggrrrrrrrrrrr*
AHH! Im so frustrated with House!! Hes such an idiot!!
Why does he have to... just ARR!!!!! (that wasn’t aR - im really not in need for her face rubbing atm!)
I mean for God sake!!!!!
Does he have some special gift for mucking things up o something?!!?
Actually, don’t answer that.

A Note: This will not be in time order like before. I’m going to address each of the important issues as i think of them, which will be in order off each stage.

“I Just Needed Him To Know I Have His Balls And He’s Not Getting Them Back - Stage One: The Flirty...

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"You Made a Decision": One Shot Based on Emancipation vista previa

posted by rosehustle1

It was three in the morning when the phone started to ring. Wilson tried to ignore it but knew that the person on the other line would persist because only his misanthropic best friend would call him at this early hour.

"House, I was sleeping."
"Lucky you. Nightmares of giant killer mosquitos are keeping me awake."
"The big bad mosquito will leave tu alone if tu just ask Cuddy out."
"I went to her inicial and was right there ready to ring the campana but I couldn't...I need some consejos here. I mean this is your thing, Wilson."
"House, tu have known her for over twenty years if tu don't realize...

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Season 1 Redux (Episode 3: Occam's Razor)

posted by HuddyRox

Episode 3: Occam’s Razor
Rating: T

“Go find Cuddy and kiss her ass.” That’s what Wilson had told him. That was why he was standing at her office door right now. And that was why he was doing something he hadn’t done since his first día working there. He knocked.

“Come in.” She was working diligently on paperwork. When she heard the thump of his cane, she was sure that she had to be mistaken. She looked up slowly. “House? Are tu okay?”

He set several files on her desk. “My paperwork”

She flipped through the papers in complete disbelief. “You actually did paperwork? And not...

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Chapter 1 - If an eleven año older can swim I can too

posted by karly_13

A normal día in PPTH except that a 11 año old girl called Karly is making things going a little bit insane because she is House's niece and in order she doesn't like living with her uncle she lives with her almost aunt Cuddy.Well they are trying to help House with his pain so they suggest "therapeutic" swimming lessons,when they suggest this House dicho "You two are insane no way I want to swim" Cuddy asked "Why?" and he dicho "I don't like putting myself on ridiculous things that only women believe" Karly dicho "But we will be there and they are instructors that will help you" and she also whispered...