In addition to a mediocre fan art, I wrote tu this poem... thing. Do enjoy the segundo part of your prezzie. <3


S pectacular St. Berry shipper
H ardcore Little Monster
A lways first, and most definitely not the worst
N ever not awesome
D on't take no bullshit!
I ncredibly talented maker of fan art
S uper sweetheart
A lias of Voldy
U ltimate lover of Locke
R eally deserves her own Groffles babies
U ber into being awesome so I can make this poem
S handiii - with three i's, bitch!

Aaaaaand apparently this articulo isn't long enough and I should consider posting it to a foros instead... no way. :P So please excuse this....

ALSKDJFHGBVNCMXSKEI48RUYFHENWLA;ODWEP 6TRGJDFNSKLEIOWRU5HEAIJLW'AS4P5UUUL!!!!!

Do not ask me where this originated from, because I honestly don't remember. It happened years ago, and now I'm a pro. tu can literally say a sentence to me and I can relay it back to tu in my alphabet within seconds.

A = U
B = P
C = S
D = T
E = O
F = V
G = J
H = W
I = Y
J = G
K = Q
l = R
M = N
N = M
O = E
P = B
Q = K
R = L
S = C
T = D
U = A
V = F
W = H
X = Z
Y = I
Z = X

My opposite alphabet that I created for no apparent reason. I've been trying to teach it to my best friend for years and she still only gets half of it right.

Wy, ni muno yc Sud umt y un u crad.

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Hi, my name is Cat and I am a slut.

I also have no apparent reason for sharing... I just felt like it... feel free to comentario about my teetering sanity.

This is inspired por the "Happy Science Birthday" song from my 7th grade science teacher, Dr. Mesmer. Copyright 2010. xD



Happy birrrrthday,

Happy birrrrthday,

Tardis ships fill the air,

Spike bots and sex sharks everywhere,

Cheerios and robots hooking up,

I can't find anything that rhymes with up,

And fits with the soooong,

With the soooong,

Now that Spike belongs with me,

tu can have him let me see,

For this one daaaay,

For this one daaaay,

He likes his pigs blood at nine,

And that hair it has to shine,

So take caaare,

So take caaare,

I expect him back ASAP,

But I'm being generous don't tu see,

Because I amor yoooou,

Because I amor yoooou,

I hope this made your day,

Now I need to go away,

So happy birrrrthday,

Happy birrrrthday!

I just thought this lista should be preserved here in the HJFG catalog. Here are the HJFGs least favorito! characters in order!

1. Kennedy (BtVs)
2. Finn Hudson (Glee)
3. Dean Forrester (Gilmore Girls)
4. Serena camioneta, van Der Woodsen (GG)
5. Connor (Angel)
6. Michael Dawson (Lost)
7. Vanessa Abrams (GG)
8. Ana Lucia Cortez (Lost)
9. Tess Harding (Roswell)
10. Piz (Veronica Mars)
11. Vicki Donovan (TVD)
12. Peyton Sawyer (OTH)
13. Christopher Hayden (Gilmore Girls)

Personally I would have liked to see Christopher last a little longer. I think he's pretty terrible. I also don't really mind Peyton Sawyer except where Pucas is concerned.

Okay yes, I just saw the Godfather for the first time, and yes, I'm enjoying using mob terminology. So let me make tu girls an offer tu can't refuse.
Let's revive this bitch! I miss the HJFG spot, so no más with the deadness please :D
So I plan to bombard this spot with picks whenever I can, and I want to continue running the roast/toast.
I apologize that I was so busy with the mover and everything for so long. I know summer is a crazy time for everyone (even though now I've technically moved into winter).
So I say subir funny images, links, picks, anything to keep this awesome spot active. Do it, o else...