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#1. We can walk and read at the same time!
#2.Ravenclaw's invented the internet.
#3. Our symbol is the eagle, which is also the symbol of the US so we basically own the worlds greatest superpower. That's gotta count for something.
#4.'Ravenclaw' is made of actual words. Raven+Claw=Ravenclaw! Seriously, there is no such thing as a "Gryffindor", "Slytherin" is common slang, and what the hell is a "Hufflepuff"?!
#5.Ravenclaws invent sarcasm. Only the greatest invention in the world. Who could live without it?
#6.I bet JKR was a Ravenclaw. It was so smart of her to think of HP!
#7.We have Luna which...
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OK, please don't hate me for this. I don't hate ALL Gryffindors. I just think the House itself is over-rated.

All the Weasley's were in Gryffindor. As they are the nicest people in the whole book, and amor Harry, people amor them. Therefore they amor Gryffindor.

Gryffindors basicly owned Hogwarts when Harry's parents attened Hogwarts. James and Sirius mocked the living hell out of Snape, while their two allies looked on. All four of them just happen to be Gryffindor. Weird, hey?

Isn't it a bit unfair, while Harry and co. were at Hogwarts, the head and deputy head were both Gryffindors. And twice...
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1. Hermione is a girl.
2. fred and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat guisante sopa before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one o both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get tu 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the parte superior, arriba of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character...
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THE "HARRY POTTER" SAGA is a magical tale full of adventure and magic. At least, it is for people who like to read books. For those of tu who prefer your entertainment seared into your retinas through moving images, there is finally a film version in theaters. Use this cheat-sheet reference if you're a casual moviegoer confused por the strange world of Quidditch, Muggles and British children.


Harry Potter: The hero of the eponymous book series. He's the green, one-eyed monster on the movie posters.

Ministry of Magic: Government agency in charge of enforcing the rules of magic and alliteration....
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Writen por Sam the Vicious Zebra

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colores indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told tu I was...
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#11. Ravenclaw's have the color blue, which is totally awesome.
#12.Ravenclaws are Valiente like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to mostrar it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the libros and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do tu think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if tu don't have that tu can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad culo eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily dado a fricting tejón a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our colores are awesome. Enough said.
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Prepare to laugh your heads off. I couldn't get to sleep last night...

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Chorus:
Yeah I amor HP!
I'm another fan-g!
Too bad I'm not a witch-
it's only in my dreams.

Around the time of book one,
when the journey'd just begun,
it was real fun
hearin about Harry so young.

Chorus

Sometime after book two,
the loyalty held true.
The Chamber caught my interest,
I couldn't get enough of this!

Chorus

When book three came 'round
I was pleased to have found
my favorito! of the bunch,
as well as a topic during lunch.

Chorus

Book four found it's way to me,
J.K. Rowling simply sang to me,
the beautiful and sad tale...
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Slytherins are evil.
Gryffindors are perfect.
Ravenclaws just study.
Hufflepuffs are useless.

I think we have all established that those are all completely untrue. This is called "stereotyping" and it is BAD. It tosses groups of people together and sticks a label on the lot of them, no matter that they're not all exactly the same.

This happens all the time, whether it be stereotyping por house, skin colour, gender, o blood "purity".

Think of it this way...

Purebloods have discriminated against muggleborns for centuries. It's something that has never changed and probably never will. All purebloods,...
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