hetalia

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! tu call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! tu DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All tu are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has más dick! I have an army of Red Coats! tu have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

I own nothing, but pray for all those affected por the Twin Towers incident. I hope I didn't offend anyone~ And may everyone who was affected heal, and the people we lost rest in peace... thank tu and enjoy this fanfiction.
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That day... That día I felt something wrong, I thought it was paranoia.

But I was wrong, because that day, when the plane crashed... I was at a UN meeting and suddenly my head hurt.

"A-Ahhh ow!" I gripped my hair and felt blood dripping from my nose, my eyes already stung and I heard so...

RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are tu ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the siguiente hetalia war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits tu with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, tu know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which hetalia character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...