hetalia

hetalia tortazo the Keyboard Game!

MaybeBlue posted on Aug 05, 2011 at 10:04PM
Like the title says, to play all you have to do is smack your keyboard and write a sentence from the letters you get.

For example:

piufr

Poland is unbelievably fabulous, right?

Try not to break your keyboard though. ._.

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hace más de un año Peter_Kirkland said…
gfyewwlgfwwkuwqefm

Germany finds you eating wurst while eating ground Feliciano who was kissing Ukraine with Queen Elizabeth for money.
England is going to kill you. Along with Germany for Feliciano and his wurst.
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
heart
rth
Run to Hungary.
Run to her, dammit!
hace más de un año lumforever said…
biowhidbudpkA

Belarus is only winning horses in Denmark because, Urkaine bosses Peter Kirkland Around~

o_O
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
fcut

France calls Ukraine's tooth.
Idk best thing I could think of
hace más de un año USUKfangirl said…
Eiaafu

England is America's and France's uke.
hace más de un año Juusan said…
wink
zdrljghjkfdhgalj

Zebras Drowned Romano Like Japan's Goose Has Just Kicked France's Door Having Gas And Licked Japan.

This makes absolutely no sense. . . It's funny anyhow.
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
ryuih

Russia yells Ukraine injuries Hungary
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
jncxfdvbfd
Japan now considers Xana for Da Vi Bobo's fuck doll.
Wait, who's Da Vi Bobo and WHY does s/he needs Xana as a fuck doll?! 0_o
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
surprise
bwiufs

Britain waves Italy's underwear for Spain.

Why does Britian have Italy's underwear and why does Spain want to see it?
hace más de un año lumforever said…
ioeawfaashdgr

Italy offers England A Waffle, Flag, and America so he doesn't get raped.

O_o Ok......
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
@lumforever Italy's such a weasel! :-o
yehg
Yes, England has gingivitis.
Y'know that stereotype where British people have bad teeth...?
hace más de un año Crazy17 said…
frjmyc

France rode japanese motorcycles, yelling candy.
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
trgf
The roses gipped France.
How can flowers trick a country? 0.o
hace más de un año lumforever said…
bhatusfcso

Britain had America tied up so France could say "Ohonohonohonhonhon~" xDD

hace más de un año chikyuu said…
Npw

Not Polish warfare

? All warfare should, like, totally be polish!
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
dlhba

Denmark loves Hungary's big apple.
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
surprise
ajhr
America just hates ramen.
*gasps* That's not true! He hates healthy food!
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
nedsg

Norway eats Denmark's Spanish grape.
hace más de un año Juusan said…
wink
dfdkjgh

Drowning France Dies Killing Japan's Goat Harmlessly.

How can you kill a goat harmlessly while drowning? I sometimes wonder about the thoughts in my head. . .
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
uyhrvfbdx
Ukraine yells herself red, very frustrated 'bout Denmark's xylophone-playing.
Hey, isn'tthis the fourth post about a friggin xylophone? O.o
hace más de un año Juusan said…
wink
(^ Haha. . .That's because no one could think about anything sensible with the letter "X")

ldjkfgha

Lithuania Drops Japan's Kite from Greece's Hat Above. (?)
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
rwjnbfu

Russia wears Japan's nice blue frilly underwear.

O.o ok then
last edited hace más de un año
hace más de un año demmmy said…
bekcehg

Because England kicked Canada, everyone hates Germany.

...I'm not really sure how I came up with that.
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
@demmmy There's more than one side to a story, even ones as weird as that. :-)
rfejhuyfdxc
Russia fucks every Japanese hat under your foyer, doing XXX complexities.
...Russia's definitely creep. 0.o
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
hfdbswhn

Hungary frisks Denmark because she wanted happy Norway.

O.o
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
redkfj
Russia eats duck kings for joy.
Does he cook the ducks first, at least? :-/
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
ujfds

Ukraine just finished Denmarks sausage.
hace más de un año demmmy said…
fnfjze

Finland knows France just zipped everywhere.

...that was random
Aph-Finland commented…
ya..... hace más de un año
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
udjhf
Ukraine did Japan's hair funk-like.
LOLshmeet! I'd love to see that!
last edited hace más de un año
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
rwjnh

Russia won Japan's nose hair

no idea how I came up with that
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
rfgh
Russia fucks Germany's head.
I just might be the first Hetalia fan to mention RussiaxGermany. J-8 RUSSANY! or GERSIA! 8-D
hace más de un año Paluszki127 said…
fhgbjhj

France hugs gophers because Japan hates jelly

....
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
yrhfde
Yemen (yeah, I know, this country isn't in Hetalia) rushed heroically for Denmark's emergency
And a collective "awwwwwwwe!" was heard. u.u
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
nbrw

Norway borrowed Russia's whale.

why would you need to borrow a whale?
hace más de un año naroZz said…
cake
nkrjgsbj

Nothing Kirkland reads jabs grandmas stockings before July

Nope....the only thing he reads jabs grandmas after July....
hace más de un año naroZz said…
monkey
jkghegsajkhd

Japan kicked Germany's head except Germany shot at Japan kicking his drool.....

What?.......that's something I want to see....
hace más de un año naroZz said…
meh
rbghzdfk

Rock behind Greece had zoo doing flip-kicks............

.........




What?
hace más de un año naroZz said…
zzz
Last one....

ouhgergtnksdj

Out until Hungary got every roof, Germany totally not kool stood dreaming, Ja.......I guess it makes alittle sense....

No.....not really....
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
bvfwslffhs

Belarus visits France while Spain leaves Finland for humping Sweden.
hace más de un año Animelover1220 said…
Ok then...
Ithdo

Italy threw his delicious octopus? Lolz 😂😂😂
hace más de un año ivoryphills said…
tongue
fegm
Finland eats green makarel.
Aph-Finland commented…
WHAT THE HECK O,O O,O hace más de un año
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
ruekjnfs

Russia understands Estonia kicked joyful Norway for Sweden.
hace más de un año tokyomacncheese said…
jatfuy

Japan ate tacos for undeniable yummyness. haha
hace más de un año demmmy said…
kvehu

Knowing very, England hugged Ukraine.

Okay then!
hace más de un año Animelover1220 said…
Cihnf

China is having no fun

Aww... Poor china 😂
hace más de un año Animelover1220 said…
laugh
Msuthac

Many scary ukrainers thought HongKong ate chocolate.

I bet some of them do 😄
hace más de un año Panda-Hero said…
dhatn

Doitsu Hates America's Talking, No?
hace más de un año Panda-Hero said…
vadfsih
Vash and Denmark flew south in hiding.

Bl
hace más de un año ilovecreed13 said…
bpoeqv

Belarus punched obedient Egypt quite violently.

hace más de un año Paluszki127 said…
fgbhn

France glomps Belgium's hairy nuts

Whaaaaa?
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