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(Spin-off of the Card mesa, tabla Dating skit por Richard Jeni)

I say when tu meet your other self tu don't want a cena table, what tu want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the mesa, tabla and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"

2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."

Both: *awkward staring*

2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."

1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"

2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."

1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"

2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."

1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see tu poppet!"

((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
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I got bored, so Today I shall tell all tu lovelies thee countries Ezones!!! (( tu know, like the Italy curls.))
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I think I'll start with the Axis.



Japan: Most of tu think that for such a mature man, japón doesn't have an Ezone. BUT HE SECRETLY DOES!! As it turns out, japón has a secret Nantucket (like canada's) on the left side of his head.

Germany/Prussia: Even though they both don't have curls, nantuckets o cowlicks, The german's Ezones are behind their ears.

Italy/S.Italy: Well, tu know their curls.

Austria: His Curl, where...
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America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...
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The scence were Russia dresses up as panda!^^
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Heck yeah!!
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Cute! X3
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And the only one awesome enough to pass school and graduate is Prussia.
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