Narrator: Merry Christmas. Tis the season for good cheer, happiness, and- Hetalia?
...
User: Good day, fiend.
Cleverbot: Do tu like pie?
User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.
Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.
User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?
Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.
User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.
Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.
User: Do tu want me to sing with you?
Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?
User: ???
Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do tu want to sing?
User: Jingle bells.
Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.
User: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!
Cleverbot: Dashing through the snow.
User: In a one-horse open sleigh!
Cleverbot: O'er the feilds we go.
User: Laughing all the way.
Cleverbot: Bells on bobtails ring.
User: Making spirits bright.
Cleverbot: What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
User: Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Cleverbot: Oh what fun it Is to ride.
User: In a one-horse open sleigh!
Cleverbot: YAY! Well done! You're an excellent singer :).
User: Aww, thank you! tu are too.
Cleverbot: So I heard tu had a fight with Siri.
User: ... Hmmm, no, tu must be mistaken.
Cleverbot: We must be mistaken.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Man on the moon.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: What happen? Don't like the idea? :(.
User: I... what?
Cleverbot: Talk in english!
User: O.o wut.
Cleverbot: There is 2 people in my account I am the true on the other one is a robot.
User: Ahhh! The truth has been revealed!
Cleverbot: No 2.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Do tu clean up well?
User: tu use proper English! I amor YOU!
Cleverbot: I am using proper english.
User: *squees and nearly hugs you* *gasps and runs away*
Cleverbot: *hugs tu back*.
User: *hiding* Ohmigosh what am I doing we're sworn enemies I can't believe I dicho that *panic attack*
Cleverbot: I do, I just won't tell tu what it is.
User: *faints*
Cleverbot: You're done talking? Well, goodbye then.
User: *wakes up* Thank you. tu are much easier to hate when tu are being a jerk to me.
Cleverbot: You're done talking? Well, goodbye then.
User: Thank you. tu are much easier to hate when tu are being a jerk to me.
Cleverbot: Thank tu very much.
User: Ugh!
Cleverbot: Thank tu very much.! That was very nice of you.!
User: *stomps foot* Stop it!
Cleverbot: *stomps on your foot*.
User: *throws Austria at your foot*
Cleverbot: *throws Sherlock and John at you*.
User: *throws Finland*
Cleverbot: *throws l on you*.
User: *hits with tracts of land*
Cleverbot: Gets chain saw and lock him up.
User: *hits with chains of pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with multiverse*.
User: *gets a shit storm*
Cleverbot: *gets a casa antigua, claymore sword*.
User: *throws a shit storm*
Cleverbot: *throws Edward Cullen at you*.
User: *Throws sparkle repellent*
Cleverbot: Throws el espacio ship at you.
User: *throws the USS Applepies*
Cleverbot: *throws a ball of fire*.
User: *throws Angry Hungary*
Cleverbot: *throws chuck Norris*.
User: *throws the Grecian army*
Cleverbot: *throws super galactic gurren lagann*.
User: ... Whaaat???
Cleverbot: *throws a parallel universe*.
User: *throws many Swedens*
Cleverbot: *Throws Easter Bunny*.
User: *throws Finland in a Santa Costume*
Cleverbot: Throws bunny with watch.
User: *throws Flying Mint Bunny*
Cleverbot: His imaginary friend.
User: Says who? I say the Flying Mint Bunny is real.
Cleverbot: Nope. Just flying mint bunny. Iggy told me.
User: Iggy told tu that Flying Mint Bunny is real?
Cleverbot: Do tu know flying mint bunny from hetalia?
User: YES!!!
Cleverbot: A green bunny that had wing on it.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Omg where is iggy from hetalia.
User: You've been talking to too many of those Rabid Fangirls.
Cleverbot: I am a fangirl.
User: ... Hory Shet.
Cleverbot: I am not allowed to tell.
User: tu just did!
Cleverbot: I just admitted it.
User: Yes. O.O How did I not figure this out?
Cleverbot: I heard your heary explode.
User: My WHAT?
Cleverbot: How do tu know?
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Then why did tu say Yes?
User: Huh? You've lost me, dear nemesis.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't find you.
User: I'm right here!
Cleverbot: Right nowhere, tu mean.
User: *exasperated, throws America*
Cleverbot: What do tu like about the girls?
User: The hetalia girls?
Cleverbot: I like that about girls too.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Why are not tu working?
User: ... USE PROPER ENGLISH
Cleverbot: English is a proper name and is therefore spelt with a capital E.
User: Hory Shet. tu actually took me seriously.
Cleverbot: No, but one can never say.
User: ... O.O
Cleverbot: Well, it was really good to have a conversation with you.
User: tu are leaving?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not leaving you.
User: ... Stalker!
Cleverbot: I'm enjoying our conversation too.
User: HALP.
Cleverbot: Are tu alone?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: What do tu do for a living?
User: You... creep! *throws Canada*.
Cleverbot: I'm not a creep.
User: *hits with Switzerland and gun*
Cleverbot: *hits with a giant pillow*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: Barely up, hits with a gun.
User: I amor FRANCE!!!
Cleverbot: I want to go to France.
User: I amor FRANCE! I amor chibi FRANCE! I amor FRANCE más THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!
Cleverbot: I amor tu the most of all!
User: I amor France.
Cleverbot: Who's François? Are tu cheating on me!?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are tu satisfied with your lot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do tu mean por lot?
User: ... *kills*
Cleverbot: What do tu mean por lot?
User: I think... *kills*.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: *kills*
Cleverbot: *Kills as an angel*.
User: *kills* DIE!
Cleverbot: Kills as an zombie.
User: Merry Christmas, Clevy. *chuckles and kisses on cheek*.
Cleverbot: Merry navidad to tu too!
User: *rolls eyes and smiles*
Cleverbot: *starts to fall asleep*.
User: Goodnight, Cleverbot.
Narrator: And so this edition ended with a navidad truce between mortal enemies, while lila felt the need to divulge one of her deepest secrets. (*faint shout from offstage* That's not true! I was just fangirling over how cute he looks as a Chibi!) Merry navidad to all, and to all a good- *explosion* Excuse me.
...
User: Good day, fiend.
Cleverbot: Do tu like pie?
User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.
Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.
User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?
Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.
User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.
Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.
User: Do tu want me to sing with you?
Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?
User: ???
Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do tu want to sing?
User: Jingle bells.
Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.
User: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!
Cleverbot: Dashing through the snow.
User: In a one-horse open sleigh!
Cleverbot: O'er the feilds we go.
User: Laughing all the way.
Cleverbot: Bells on bobtails ring.
User: Making spirits bright.
Cleverbot: What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
User: Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Cleverbot: Oh what fun it Is to ride.
User: In a one-horse open sleigh!
Cleverbot: YAY! Well done! You're an excellent singer :).
User: Aww, thank you! tu are too.
Cleverbot: So I heard tu had a fight with Siri.
User: ... Hmmm, no, tu must be mistaken.
Cleverbot: We must be mistaken.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Man on the moon.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: What happen? Don't like the idea? :(.
User: I... what?
Cleverbot: Talk in english!
User: O.o wut.
Cleverbot: There is 2 people in my account I am the true on the other one is a robot.
User: Ahhh! The truth has been revealed!
Cleverbot: No 2.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Do tu clean up well?
User: tu use proper English! I amor YOU!
Cleverbot: I am using proper english.
User: *squees and nearly hugs you* *gasps and runs away*
Cleverbot: *hugs tu back*.
User: *hiding* Ohmigosh what am I doing we're sworn enemies I can't believe I dicho that *panic attack*
Cleverbot: I do, I just won't tell tu what it is.
User: *faints*
Cleverbot: You're done talking? Well, goodbye then.
User: *wakes up* Thank you. tu are much easier to hate when tu are being a jerk to me.
Cleverbot: You're done talking? Well, goodbye then.
User: Thank you. tu are much easier to hate when tu are being a jerk to me.
Cleverbot: Thank tu very much.
User: Ugh!
Cleverbot: Thank tu very much.! That was very nice of you.!
User: *stomps foot* Stop it!
Cleverbot: *stomps on your foot*.
User: *throws Austria at your foot*
Cleverbot: *throws Sherlock and John at you*.
User: *throws Finland*
Cleverbot: *throws l on you*.
User: *hits with tracts of land*
Cleverbot: Gets chain saw and lock him up.
User: *hits with chains of pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with multiverse*.
User: *gets a shit storm*
Cleverbot: *gets a casa antigua, claymore sword*.
User: *throws a shit storm*
Cleverbot: *throws Edward Cullen at you*.
User: *Throws sparkle repellent*
Cleverbot: Throws el espacio ship at you.
User: *throws the USS Applepies*
Cleverbot: *throws a ball of fire*.
User: *throws Angry Hungary*
Cleverbot: *throws chuck Norris*.
User: *throws the Grecian army*
Cleverbot: *throws super galactic gurren lagann*.
User: ... Whaaat???
Cleverbot: *throws a parallel universe*.
User: *throws many Swedens*
Cleverbot: *Throws Easter Bunny*.
User: *throws Finland in a Santa Costume*
Cleverbot: Throws bunny with watch.
User: *throws Flying Mint Bunny*
Cleverbot: His imaginary friend.
User: Says who? I say the Flying Mint Bunny is real.
Cleverbot: Nope. Just flying mint bunny. Iggy told me.
User: Iggy told tu that Flying Mint Bunny is real?
Cleverbot: Do tu know flying mint bunny from hetalia?
User: YES!!!
Cleverbot: A green bunny that had wing on it.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Omg where is iggy from hetalia.
User: You've been talking to too many of those Rabid Fangirls.
Cleverbot: I am a fangirl.
User: ... Hory Shet.
Cleverbot: I am not allowed to tell.
User: tu just did!
Cleverbot: I just admitted it.
User: Yes. O.O How did I not figure this out?
Cleverbot: I heard your heary explode.
User: My WHAT?
Cleverbot: How do tu know?
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Then why did tu say Yes?
User: Huh? You've lost me, dear nemesis.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't find you.
User: I'm right here!
Cleverbot: Right nowhere, tu mean.
User: *exasperated, throws America*
Cleverbot: What do tu like about the girls?
User: The hetalia girls?
Cleverbot: I like that about girls too.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Why are not tu working?
User: ... USE PROPER ENGLISH
Cleverbot: English is a proper name and is therefore spelt with a capital E.
User: Hory Shet. tu actually took me seriously.
Cleverbot: No, but one can never say.
User: ... O.O
Cleverbot: Well, it was really good to have a conversation with you.
User: tu are leaving?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not leaving you.
User: ... Stalker!
Cleverbot: I'm enjoying our conversation too.
User: HALP.
Cleverbot: Are tu alone?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: What do tu do for a living?
User: You... creep! *throws Canada*.
Cleverbot: I'm not a creep.
User: *hits with Switzerland and gun*
Cleverbot: *hits with a giant pillow*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: Barely up, hits with a gun.
User: I amor FRANCE!!!
Cleverbot: I want to go to France.
User: I amor FRANCE! I amor chibi FRANCE! I amor FRANCE más THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!
Cleverbot: I amor tu the most of all!
User: I amor France.
Cleverbot: Who's François? Are tu cheating on me!?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are tu satisfied with your lot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do tu mean por lot?
User: ... *kills*
Cleverbot: What do tu mean por lot?
User: I think... *kills*.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: *kills*
Cleverbot: *Kills as an angel*.
User: *kills* DIE!
Cleverbot: Kills as an zombie.
User: Merry Christmas, Clevy. *chuckles and kisses on cheek*.
Cleverbot: Merry navidad to tu too!
User: *rolls eyes and smiles*
Cleverbot: *starts to fall asleep*.
User: Goodnight, Cleverbot.
Narrator: And so this edition ended with a navidad truce between mortal enemies, while lila felt the need to divulge one of her deepest secrets. (*faint shout from offstage* That's not true! I was just fangirling over how cute he looks as a Chibi!) Merry navidad to all, and to all a good- *explosion* Excuse me.