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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled tu once,
Now I dueled tu twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



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If only we could be together,
tu and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
tu and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I amor the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I amor your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But tu made my corazón soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
tu and I,
Forever together,
tu and I
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the libros in the biblioteca have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the mes when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the contraseña to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks hace a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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I: Who have tu loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did tu feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do tu like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would amor to play Quidditch,especially with the best escoba out there,but maybe siguiente año o something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for tu after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw tu leave with Harry!Where did tu all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did tu do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy tu three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no más people...
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1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. tu know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the autor J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s favorito! beast from the series is the...
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Chapter 7: First día of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well más like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much más
important! tu really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...
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Today I was lectura a book on my kendle , WELL it was lectura to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT dicho THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also dicho that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN amor WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN amor WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...
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OKAY, BEFORE tu READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF tu PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR japón AND I HOPE tu CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE tu REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired...
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OKAY SO IT STARTS SLOW CAUSE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS GIRL A LITTLE BUT YOU'LL SEE HARRY AND THE GANG IN A FEW CHAPTERS.PLZ ENJOY!

Chapter 1:

tu know how sometimes your mom and dad lie to tu about stuff sometimes, like saying the tooth fairy exists o Santa Clause o the story of how a cigüeña drops kids on people's doorsteps or..hmm, what am I missing?
Oh,that they forget to tell tu you're a WITCH! I can't beleive my mom didn't tell me sooner!
When she finally did at first, I thought she was joking. It was a couple of months ago,before we moved to Londres for my hometown of Queens, New York.Strange...
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Yesterday,when I woke up,I was distracted.
Today,as I sat in the multicine, multiplex almost 62 kms away from my house,I felt a sense of relief and satisfaction wash over me.A movie with great graphic effects and lot más other factors,Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows;Part 1 is a must watch for all the Harry Potter fans.

There are certain parts in movie which moves tu a lot,makes tu laugh,cry and sometimes,you will be gripping the hands of your seats in anticipation.

I felt sad as I watched Hermione swipe her parents's memories.I also laughed alot when Mary Cattermole kissed Ron (disguised as her husband)and...
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June 1, 1998
    Minerva was sitting in her favorito! place on the apuntalar, costa of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of día hit the castillo that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's favorito! time of día because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the castillo would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...
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