1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid pregunta no matter what answer he gives.
2) Follow him around chanting, “Who estola the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus estola the cookie from the cookie jar!"
3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
4) Ask loudly where bebés come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.
5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell tu where bebés come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking tu seriously.
6) Whenever...
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