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Trapped in a Harry potter book

posted by livibba

Chapter 2 - To speak the truth o to not speak the truth that is the question?

This is it amapola right take a deep breath "erm yeah I'm new I was inicial schooled por my mum" and their was some truth in that my mum did inicial school me in my world, demention whatever tu want to call it "oh does your mum work at the ministry" he replied "no she works for a muggle orphanage though my dad works for the ministry of magic in Korea" I half-lied because my mum does in fact work in an orphanage and my dad is Korean but is the British priminister's assistant.

Before he could pregunta me further the compartment...

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dramione FanFic part 2

posted by FashionBug12

Hermione dashed up the stairs to the Gryffindor commons.
"That selfish pig. That sad excuse for a pure-blood! That-"
Ron sauntered up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. During this particular year, (6th) he was being especially romantic. His red hair was illuminated por the fuego behind them.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped. "Hello Ronald, how's your evening?"
He swayed her back and forth slowly, and kissed her cheek. "Better now your here."
She giggled. "Cheesy, yet effective." Hermione reached up and kissed Ron's cheek.
"So, why back so late, 'Mione?" Ron asked. "Studying for our imaginary...

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Ways to annoy Voldemort. (Hilarious!)

posted by galou_2010

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

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James Harry Potter (the strory goes on)chapter 2

posted by totoly2

This is a fan fiction from Harry Potter's oldest son James point of view. Enjoy.

Last night I dreamed about going to hogwarts and beaing made fun of beacause I was not as great as my dad. It is hard beaing a famous wizards dad,everyone expects tu to live up to his reputation, and to be just as great as he was. Well, at least I was not Albus who looks exactly like dad,I however, looked like..both of them. My eyes were shockingly green like dads, I had red hair(though not as fiery as my moms), I wore glasses like my dad but my general face structure was like my moms.
As I sat up on my cama I...

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James Harry Potter (the strory goes on)chapter 1

posted by totoly2

Hello everyone, this is a story from Harry's oldest son James point of view. Its my first fan fiction but i hope tu enjoy!

Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermonie were over,them, mom,dad,Albus my younger brother,lily my baby sister and I were all at the mesa, tabla chatting,well at least the adults were,me and my brother were just listening to the adults go on and on about there time at Hogwarts.
"-remember when we followed those spiders into the forest and met Aragog the giant spider?" my dad was asking Uncle Ron.
"Don't even remind me harry!" Uncle Ron exclaimed
"When was that?" Hermonie asked
"You would not remember...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill tu

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, tu got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than tu look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for tu now!!" *Prepare yourself por getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did tu say something?"

5. "Why do you...

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The Prince and his Heavenly Princess

posted by Persephone713

September 1981
Godrics Hollow pub.

Lily was looking around as though she were scared of who may come knocking. It was an eerie night but the moon managed to peak between the clouds that were circulating above, then..the pub door opened and in walked her old friend Severus.

" Lily"..said Severus taken aback por her beauty in the gleam of the moonlight. Her pale silky smooth skin, Beautiful Autumn colored hair and esmeralda green eyes that sparkled like diamonds.

" You..you came" dicho Snape

"Of course" dicho Lily " I know tu never...meant to call me what tu did Sev, besides I might not have much time."...

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Remembering Severus Snape

posted by LifesGoodx3

Severus Snape

Severus Snape was killed on May 2nd, 1998, por Voldemort. Voldemort killed him because he thought that Snape was the master of the Elder Wand, and if he killed him, then he would be the master.

Snape is a half-blood. He did not have a good childhood. It is possible that he was neglected at home. Also, he was bullied por James Potter and Sirius Black from the moment he started attending the school. Taking the bullying to far once, Sirius almost led Snape to a certain death. Sirius told Snape about the hidden passageway under the Whomping Willow, which led to the Shrieking Shack. There Remus Lupin...

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How reliable fuente the Harry Potter Wiki is?

posted by bendaimmortal

I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the libros o in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the artículos as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the libros are the tier 1 canon and the cine only the tier 2 o 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...

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Harry-ginny VS Edward-bella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy día in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, o she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: 10 facts tu didn't know about the films

posted by Hermione30

The seventh (and penultimate) film is dicho to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they buscar for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

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Sunrise, Sunset : Sequel to Minerva

posted by mbalzar

June 1, 1998
Minerva was sitting in her favorito! place on the apuntalar, costa of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of día hit the castillo that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's favorito! time of día because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the castillo would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...

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harry potter talk

posted by june13

harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl lol
harry huh? lol wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what lol and waz means
ginny lol meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron lol meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny tu took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
.

am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter fan tell me want u think por the why its is post to be funny happy brith día 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b día harry

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The Secret Life Of Ginny Weasley

posted by GinnyXHarryluv

A/N:If tu wanna read this fic I suggest tu go look up the written out trailer for it in the respuestas section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, tu know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

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4 Reasons We amor Harry Potter más Than Twilight By: NATE JONES

posted by JBDisneyDemi

A Nerdy Throwdown

Leading up to tonight's premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it looked for a while like it was going to be all Twilight, all the time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon: the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which would premiere before the film! A hubbub arose: Would Potter fans flood the Twilight theaters, perhaps starting a nerd rumble? (No, because that would be stupid. Also, because tu can watch the trailer online.)
However, the fortuitous timing has inspired NewsFeed to take a side in the blood feud that has run for generations...

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Harry Potter and the Louche Lightopian (1)

posted by woowie

C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on alheña, privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's friends four nights hace and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...

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Harry Potter Jokes

posted by simpleplan

What do tu call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do tu call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do tu call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would tu call if tu wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>

How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many dragones does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>...

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When The Sun Turned Cold - (Barty Crouch Jr. fan Fic)

posted by bendaimmortal

Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the día they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie campana and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring tu sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring tu down. How would it be if tu were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every...

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Harry Potter Remix of "Hammer Time"

posted by bribee10

My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank tu for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When tu know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
You can't touch

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to tu
You can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And libros
You better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
You mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
Next to his bite
If tu don't...

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Avada Kedavra For Dummies

posted by vanillaicecream

By Niche Eenhoorn

This articulo will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless tu are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is más efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly...