Harry & Voldemort in Deathly Hallows

QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that tu should rule the world, I think libros
are a thrill!
Sipping té por the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And tu have no friends, hola thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT &...

Harry potter in a shopping centre nursery.
The Dursleys parked their car in the shopping centre and walked in, both discussing what to do with their nephew Harry Potter who was only four years old.
"We could put him in that nursery they've got in here" suggested Aunt petunia. Their four año old son Dudley was screaming.
"I WANT AN ICECREAM WAAAHHHH". Aunt petunia knelt down to Dudley's level and put her hands on his shoulders.
"Don't worry sweetums, Mummsey will get tu an icecream". Dudley wiped his snotty nose all over Uncle Vernon's trousers.
"Little tike" he chuckled lifting up Dudley onto...

1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid pregunta no matter what answer he gives.

2) Follow him around chanting, “Who estola the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus estola the cookie from the cookie jar!"

3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.

4) Ask loudly where bebés come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.

5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell tu where bebés come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking tu seriously.

6) Whenever...