You say “Go to Hell” I say “Go kiss a Dementor”
You say football, I say quidditch
You say “You know who” I gasp and say “Voldemort?”
You say Mars, I say Pigfarts
You say paparazi, I say Rita Skeeter
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, “I’m going to kill you!”, I yell, “Avada Kedavra!”
You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, “Long live J.K. Rowling.”
You say bitch, I say,”Butt Trumpet”
You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, “Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!”
You say hot, I say supermegafoxyawesomehot
You say epic, I say Harry Potter
You say, “I’m telling!” I say, “Wait until my father hears about this.”
You say coke, I say butterbeer
You say Kristen Stewart, I say Emma Watson
You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory
You say Bella, I say Bellatrix
You say prison, I say Azkaban
You say socks, I cry and exclaim, “Dobby!”
You say OMG! I say Merlin’s beard!
You say superpowers, I say magic
You say car, I say broom/apparation/floo powder
You say anything HP related, I drop what I’m doing and join the conversation
You say Gandalf, I say Dumbledore
You say rock/pop/country/rap, I say Wizard Rock
You say love, I say Always
You say death, I say the next great adventure
You say contacts, I say glasses
You say ginger, I say Weasley
You say, “I found it.” I say, “I’m a Hufflepuff. Of course I freakin’ found it.”
You say toad, I say Umbridge
You say rich, I say Draco Malfoy
You say know it all, I say Hermione Granger
You say tatoo, I say lightning scar
You say gun, I say wand
You say seriously, I say siriously
You say Fred, I break down in tears
You say twins, I say Fred and George
You say Taylor Lautner, I say Zefron
You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.”
You say life, I say Harry Potter. ♥