harry potter Harry Potter Pickup Lines

smoore23 posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 05:56AM
Okay guys, I came across these HP related pickup lines on link and they cracked me up. I thought I'd share some of the not-too-dirty ones with you.

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We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

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EDIT:
Ok, here are some more. Some are dirty!

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

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Hope you guys enjoyed these.


EDIT: 5 July 2009 - I'm adding a few more just for fun. Enjoy.

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

I know you want me to manage your mischief!

You don't need defense against my dark arts.

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

My heart's splinched without you.

I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don't i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?

Just like the Slytherin common room, how 'bout my snake in your dungeons?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'Cause I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed.

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.

You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on.
last edited on Jul 06, 2009 at 03:29AM

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hace más de un año Praesse said…
LMAO, those lines are very good! I've seen some somewhere, but I really can't remember where... Well, they cracked me up, Smoore23! =)
hace más de un año shannieannie said…
those are hilarious!!!!!
HarryStyles65 commented…
ikr? It's EXTREMELY funny! hace más de un año
hace más de un año DarkSarcasm said…
My favorite is, "is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" I'm hoping that's not one of the ones you took off because you considered it dirty. ;P
hace más de un año smoore23 said…
Sadly enough, I did take that one off. It's hilarious though! And there are some really raunchy ones out there.
BennyBoy10 commented…
lol these lines ar so funny hace más de un año
hace más de un año JenniferDempsey said…
I love them way too funny =D
hace más de un año DarkSarcasm said…
Really? I thought that one was kinda mild...
hace más de un año smoore23 said…
Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and post the "dirty" ones... Hope no one gets offended.
mudpie102 commented…
I like the dirty ones, they're más fun hace más de un año
HarryStyles65 commented…
I also like the dirty ones! hace más de un año
hace más de un año tinydancer said…
Those are so funny :D
hace más de un año HarryPotterFan said…
Ha Ha! (:
hace más de un año ceo07 said…
lol funny thanks for posting them
hace más de un año vickiee_93 said…
lmao hilarous thanks for posting:D
hace más de un año pspkid1992 said…
lol please find more
hace más de un año PEZ-sweets-rule said…
smile
so funny, where are they from? =]
hace más de un año smoore23 said…
They're from a Facebook group. The link is posted at the top.
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hace más de un año sweet_n_silly said…
some of those were pretty good
hace más de un año docterjones said…
lol those are good. couldnt stop laughing!!!
hace más de un año jasperloving said…
laugh
:L:L:L
Halarious
hace más de un año Shelby13 said…
hahaha I love the Butterbeer and portkey one. And the engorgio and petrificus totalus ones too.
Sooo funny!
hace más de un año maja3322 said…
laugh
So Funny! Could NOT stop laughing!
hace más de un año Mena09 said…
big smile
LOL! Love them
hace más de un año BookwormJD said…
big smile
God they're funny! Do you think some one would use those words on a date? Hilarious! And what? Do you think the date would think them as compliments?!
mudpie102 commented…
perfect for two HP fans. hace más de un año
hace más de un año zuntiz said…
laugh
these are just so awesome
hace más de un año HerMelody said…
Love them! So funny! xD I really laughed out loud at this one: I've been whomping my willow thinking about you
Love all the lines, especially the dirty ones
hace más de un año Snugglebum said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! these are good ones! but i think the dirty lines could get you "avada kedavra'ed"
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hace más de un año alexapetrelli said…
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OMG I'm laughing sooooo much!
I had to stop or else my parents would get suspicious and investigating my loud laughing XD
They're well good!
I'm gunna use those to see how others react!!!
hace más de un año Brysis said…
laugh
OMFG
LMAO
I´m laughing so hard right now
hace más de un año atlallover47 said…
omg!!!those are so funny!i didn't think harry potter could be perverted but i guess i was wrong
hace más de un año patriautism said…
how about?
"i think my wand just died, can i bury it in your vagina?"
hace más de un año Izzy_Streling said…
laugh
Those were awesome!At first I was like WTF mate?And now I can't stop laughing.They were cute and other I might uses!
hace más de un año Lilrue87 said…
big smile
LOL that's rich! You should have put "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" LOL
hace más de un año soupysuperstar said…
do you want to take a ride on my nimbus 2000?
hace más de un año horsechicsh said…
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Those are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! I would love it if a guy used thgose on me!
hace más de un año Daniithegirl said…
laugh
The dirty ones where the best. Can't stop laughing. xD LOL
hace más de un año irunwithcullens said…
laugh
Haha
hace más de un año x5mp1xp1nx22x said…
laugh
omg these are FANTASTIC!
hace más de un año Nobomerelio said…
laugh
Add the beginning they werent very funny but when they got dirty i almost peed my pants laughing!

hace más de un año Praesse said…
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I KNOW I ALREADY COMMENTED HERE BUT OH MY GOD I CAME AGAIN AND READ THEM ALL OVER AGAIN AND THEY ARE SO AMAZING! ♥ I LOVE THEM, THEY ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!
hace más de un año brakingdawn said…
laugh
Awesome they really runny
hace más de un año chickensrule55 said…
laugh
Omg Hilarious! I wish someone would use a Harry Potter pick up line on me I would just die laughing
hace más de un año alicecullen327 said…
big smile
yea i found it on facebook! :))
hace más de un año twyla_b said…
laugh
those were so funny i liked the house elf 1
hace más de un año samjelonnek said…
big smile
haha i loved it!!!!! teehee
hace más de un año Irina92 said…
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­a!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!! XD
LMAO!!!
i'd like to hear someone saying this stuff!!
hace más de un año kornexxx said…
tongue
Hey all.:PPPPPP
hace más de un año Sweeney-Pie said…
These r halarious xD
btw sorry if this one was said already but
for a girl she can say "I wanna take a ride on your broom stick"
replacement for disco xDDD
hace más de un año 18wanda said…
laugh
HAHAHHA! Funny and creative.
hace más de un año PiiXiiE said…
laugh
oh god. too hilarious!
i wish i knew more HP fans so i could share these with them!
hace más de un año TheAncient1 said…
ROFL, good ones :)
hace más de un año Free_Spirit said…
OMg that is soo awesome, funniest thing ever
hace más de un año pOnYbOyLoVeR14 said…
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those were just lovely im going to start using them now especially "ya know when i said "accio hottie" i didnt expect it to work. :) they are just wonderful much better than cheesy pick up lines