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Lilly and Severus: Tangled. Chapter one.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

The calabaza jugo, jugo de was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but más silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some jugo, jugo de in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't...

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Hogwarts "Yo Momma" Jokes

posted by SwarlsBarkley

Compiled from the Twitter contest held por @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...

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Harry Potter and Percy Jackson Crossover Chapter 1

posted by Leos_girl

Chapter 1
The Wand

“No, Dad, please!” I screamed into my hands, my eyes full of tears. Hogwarts wasn’t a normal school, not that my family was normal, but I didn’t want to have any part in it. First we had to mover all the way from New York to England, then a letter came telling me I’d been accepted at a school “for witchcraft and wizardry,” a boarding school, none the less.
    My dad held me on his lap. Being eleven, I was a bit old for that, but he’d let me anyway, “just this once,” he’d said.
    “I know...

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navidad At The Burrow (NextGen Fanfic)

posted by cuteypuffgirl

Please read and tell me what tu all think about it! My first one *fingers crossed*

Summary: My first ever fanfic! The siguiente Generation kids can't get enough during navidad at the Burrow! All ages set two years before epilogue.

"Watch out!"

A snowball sailed through the air, nearly missing a blonde head as it hit a tree.
"Take that!" cried fifteen año old Victoire Weasley as she got up and aimed a snowball at her sister, thirteen año old Dominique Weasley. Dominique squealed as the snowball collided with her forehead. "I'll get tu for that!" she yelled, as she chucked a snowball through...

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How to make a Horcrux

posted by KateKicksAss

An example of an object you could use.

A handy-dandy Wikihow articulo on how to make a horcrux, for all tu aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch o wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide tu should not attempt to create a horcrux until tu can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

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20 imágenes That Will Make tu Laugh

posted by alkinza

1. Dumbledore dancing with Snape:

2. Bellatrix besar Harry:

3. Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang laughing in the lake:

4.Harry with another Harry:

5. Harry and Draco giggling on broomsticks:

6. Harry as a young chap in costume with sunglasses giving the thumbs up:

7. Tiny Ron and Harry play fighting on set:

8.Whatever is going on with everyone suspended in the air:

9.heroes and villians smiling together:

10. Voldemort sticking his tongue out!!

11. Harry shrugging:

12. McGonagall chillin’ while lectura a fake Daily Prophet.

13. Snape...

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Defending Ginny Weasley and refuting stupid, hateful arguments against her

posted by Anne_de-Breuil

Hello there. As many of Harry Potter fans surely know, there are many characters who have received a lot of illogical hate from some people, often poorly explained, since in general, the haters are unable to express their own opinion and lack fantasy, so the arguments are basically the same, especially for females. Let’s talk about Ginny for example, obviously my rant below concerns this character in particular.
Of course, when a part of fandom (of course, I’m not generalizing, that’s why I dicho SOME and A PART delibarately) starts to bash feminine characters (more generally – mainstream...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly hallowse part 2 vs twilight saga breaking dawn part 1

posted by kat_777

First of all I have to admit that I initially liked the twilight. The first movie I mean, it was pretty entertaining. Then I saw new moon and eclipse, hated both these films. The character I started to like initially were spoiled in thFor example ever since Edward’s suicide attempt in new moon and Jacob’s begging for Bella’s love, I despised both those characters.
Okay here is the deal.
Breaking was a hope that there will be some improvement in the saga, especially in terms of direction and acting. My friends told me that the movie breaking dawn was great and that they felt like crying...

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Things not to do at Hogwarts

posted by SpecialAgentKat

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid pokémon cards and convince him they're real...

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SAVE OUR HERO!

posted by crazyfanatic

Dear Harry Potter fans, these are hard days for us, because our greatest story is getting beaten por silly vampires. Twilight fans are taking over, and we are not doing anyrhing. They say it's ridiculoud and pointless, mostrar them they're wrong!We're not letting this happen! Did tu see how much fans they got? How many people are there in twilight club? más than HP! How did we let this happen? We have to fix this! Not just about clubes and fanpop, everywhere, mostrar the world HP is still alive! There are a few things we can do:
- Enter VS clubes (HP vs T, Hermione vs Bella, Harry vs Edward...) more...

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50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

posted by modrockz

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colores indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marihuana o hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball.
8. I will...

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23 Things To Do in a Ministry of Magic Elevator

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to, er..get tu admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank tu Erin and mugglenet.com:)

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if tu can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your día been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...

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Seven Unique Ways to Commit Suicide

posted by JAlanaE

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's corazón if tu get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and mostrar yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

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Slytherins,misunderstood?

posted by Slytherinlife

Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If tu think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be friends with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured por their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be más misunderstood than bad.

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Eight Nights

posted by zanhar1

So it’s been a while since I’ve typed a Bellatrix fic. This one’s based on my headcanon that Bellatrix hurts herself when she has no one else to torture. So self-harm warning; if tu know tu don’t like/can’t handle this stuff I don’t recommend lectura this one.

Eight nights. Eight marks.
Slanted slightly.
Etched across pale skin.

They whispered to her, a deceptively crooning series of chatter.
Ongoing.
Endless.
They wouldn’t silence themselves no matter how much she demanded it of them. They wanted only one thing, and that thing was not in her power to give to them at that moment....

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Why James and Lily are like Harry and Ginny

posted by pulinemmy

If tu look at Lily and James tu notice they are very similar to Harry and Ginny.

Looks

Ginny has red hair and brown eyes. Harry has dark hair and green eyes. Switch them around... tu get James and Lily! Lily has RED hair and GREEN eyes. James has DARK hair and BROWN eyes.

"I never really gave up on you"

Ginny had a crush on Harry. And James had a crush on Lily (mentioned por Snape, he did ask her out).

Both Lily and Harry showed no interest, but at some stage they fell for them.

___________________________

Apart from that there is nothing that shows they're very similar.

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730 things i'm forbidden to do at hogwarts 201-300

posted by Weasel1999

201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created por the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of MagicalCreatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor...

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Why I amor Sirius Black.

posted by LifesGoodx3

As many people here on the Harry Potter spot know, Sirius Black is my favorito! character. He has always been and always will be. Some people, along with me, amor him. Some hate him. Some don't have much of an opinion on him. I've decided that I want to explain why I like Sirius, and how I came to like him.

I saw HP 1-6 cine before lectura any of the books. I remember loving Sirius, even before I read the books. I believe the reason I liked him at the time was the relationship he had with Harry. Harry never really had a father figure, and Sirius was the first family he had. I must have thought...

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5 Songs That Remind Me of Bellatrix and Why

posted by zanhar1

As I did with my articulo like this in the Once spot, Imma do state the song name and pull lyrics from each song that just really remind me Bellatrix and how dicho lyric reminds me of her. For once the lista actually is in order from what I think suits her most to least.

1. Be My Friend por One Eye'd Doll: The en general, general story of the song talks of a serial killer who doesn't understand why she can't seem to make friends. The chorus goes as the following; Serial killers are people too if tu take away the voices I'm just like tu I'll hack tu up and bury tu in my yard but why does making friends...

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Why i admire harry potter

posted by ananya1

I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in amor with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my corazón unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to registrarse the fanpop and mostrar myself as a fan of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book

thank u fanpop

i amor harry potter