1) Ravenclaw: If you're going to insult me, please be grammatically correct.
2) Gryffindor: Because a friend will cover for you. But a real friend would sit net to tu in detention and say that was so worth it.
3) Neville: OMG! I killed Harry Freaking Potter!
SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE:
Voldermort: Nooooooooooooo!!!! I wanted to do it! *sob*
4) Severus Snape is so GOTH "he lives in the dark"
5) The libros in the resticted section of the libary needs anger management.
6) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 64: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
7) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 7: The giant squid is not an appropriote fecha to the Yule Ball.
8) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 88: I will not use professer Umbidge's quil to write: "I told tu I'm hardcore."
9) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 23: I will not bring a magic eight ball to divination class.
10) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 143: I will not sing: "We're of to see the wizard!" When being sent to the headmaster's office.
11) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 11: If my classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12) I will not make any jokes about Lupin, and "his time of the month".
13) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 99: I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
14) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 147: I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shouting, "I have the power!"
15) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 13: Starting a better pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against the Darke Arts teacher is tastless and tacky, not a good money-making concept.
16) I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.
17) About 3 o 4 Death Eaters fall out of the sky.
Harry: Dude, that's all you've got? A high school geek has más friends than that!
18) I have eight Horcuxes!
Take that Voldy!
19) Alright-Who fucked with my elder wand!
— Voldy
20) Brains like that! tu could be a Death Eater.
2) Gryffindor: Because a friend will cover for you. But a real friend would sit net to tu in detention and say that was so worth it.
3) Neville: OMG! I killed Harry Freaking Potter!
SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE:
Voldermort: Nooooooooooooo!!!! I wanted to do it! *sob*
4) Severus Snape is so GOTH "he lives in the dark"
5) The libros in the resticted section of the libary needs anger management.
6) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 64: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
7) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 7: The giant squid is not an appropriote fecha to the Yule Ball.
8) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 88: I will not use professer Umbidge's quil to write: "I told tu I'm hardcore."
9) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 23: I will not bring a magic eight ball to divination class.
10) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 143: I will not sing: "We're of to see the wizard!" When being sent to the headmaster's office.
11) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 11: If my classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12) I will not make any jokes about Lupin, and "his time of the month".
13) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 99: I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
14) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 147: I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shouting, "I have the power!"
15) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 13: Starting a better pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against the Darke Arts teacher is tastless and tacky, not a good money-making concept.
16) I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.
17) About 3 o 4 Death Eaters fall out of the sky.
Harry: Dude, that's all you've got? A high school geek has más friends than that!
18) I have eight Horcuxes!
Take that Voldy!
19) Alright-Who fucked with my elder wand!
— Voldy
20) Brains like that! tu could be a Death Eater.
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters día waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a corazón appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the corazón turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended por me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
por Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as tu say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartucho (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
tu need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favorito! drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will cama yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
por Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as tu say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartucho (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
tu need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favorito! drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will cama yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still amor the autor and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the libros i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing autor for a pairing.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, o plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup mantequilla o margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried frutas (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
jugo, jugo de of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat horno to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine o mantequilla into the flour.
Add sugar, dried frutas and naranja rind.
Stir in egg.
Add leche and just enough jugo, jugo de to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten o smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minutos o until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, o plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup mantequilla o margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried frutas (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
jugo, jugo de of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat horno to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine o mantequilla into the flour.
Add sugar, dried frutas and naranja rind.
Stir in egg.
Add leche and just enough jugo, jugo de to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten o smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minutos o until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter fans there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of morgan le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of tu might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude o offensive comentarios please,thank tu xxx)
Well this is my 1st ever fan fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if tu know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in amor with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will tu marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if tu know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in amor with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will tu marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....