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How do tu know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and tu run outside looking for an owl.
tu ask for a escoba for Christmas.
tu sort everyone tu meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
tu went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
tu were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
tu were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
His feet made strange scraping noises as they slid along the marble floored corridors of Hogwarts. His exhaustion was nothing compared to the humiliation he felt, his Slytherin tie now had a blood red stain on it, thanks to James Potter's gang in potions class. He leaned against the wall, the bags under his eyes seeming to add an unbearable wieght to his sleepyness. He just started to dose leaning against the muro when he heard running footsteps behind him. "Sev!" Lily shouted, her voice worried. Snape shaffled around to face her, his side still pressed against the wall. "Hi" he groaned, his...
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In Chronological Order.

1/1: Intro to the Durlsey's / Leaving Harry on their doorstep
Where better to start then the beginning of the series? The very first chapter, to be precise. Well, it might be 2 chapters, I'm not sure. But I amor these parts, regardless. It's a great way to kick off the series, because it's told from the point of view of a muggle. So we already can relate with the main character and we can see how wizards incorporate into our everyday lives. Then it goes right to Dumbledore and Mcgonogal discussing the same events from the wizards point of view. It's also pretty good in...
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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
***SPOILER ALERT***

I rarely ship non-canon couples. But this is one non-canon couple that I absolutely adore. It's not a very popular one. In fact, it's quite unpopular amongst fans, partially because most people are fairly content with HarryxGinny. Some of the most common non-canon couples concerning these characters are HarryxHermione and NevillexLuna. I honestly cannot stand either coupling, but I'll get into that later. (Remember, this is just my opinion! I have nothing against others who think differently! I totally respect it! Just putting my point of view out there!) So I'm just going...
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C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on alheña, privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's friends four nights hace and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...
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posted by mitchie19
Attention to all Harry Potter fans!!
A new theme park in Universal Orlando, Florida, is set to open on June 18, 2010.
Its called "The Wizard World of Harry Potter."

It took years to finish por Universals creative department i collaboration with J.K Rowling and several of the film series' directors and production designers.

The Wizarding World Theme Park is to cost between $235 - $265 million.

Its going to be huge and really exciting for all of the Harry Potter fans. tu will feel like you're inside the Harry Potter world and walking on real life places like in the cine and books.
Inside sneak peek...
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posted by simpleplan
What do tu call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do tu call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do tu call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would tu call if tu wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>



How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many dragones does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>...
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Is "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I" based on a book?


The movie will be based on the first half (or so) of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2007), the last book of the Harry Potter series, written por British autor J.K. Rowling. The other libros in the series include: (1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Sorcerer's Stone in the US) (1997), (2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998), (3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999), (4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of fuego (2000), (5) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003), and (6) Harry Potter...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...
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posted by i_love_dragons
Well it's time to review and share thoughts on yet another great series. Perhaps not as good a series than made out to be but still a VERY good one.

Story:( don't read if tu already know)

Well who couldn't know the story of harry potter and the wizardry world. Harry Potter an 11 año old boy who lives in alheña, privet Drive with his Aunt and Uncle. His parents died when he was a baby apparently in a car crash. Little does he know that he's actually a wizard and soon he gets a letter from Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry. Many adventures await him and the libros do wonderful jobs of giving...
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posted by hannahbanana99
I first thought Harry Potter was really stupid. Then one día it was on disney Channel and there was nothing else to watch so I watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. At the end of the movie I was shocked. I LOVED IT!!! I got the whole series of libros and got 1-5 the cine for Christmas. Now I read each book 3 times and probably know every single word for the cine 1-6. I am so crazy for harry potter that i did this. There was a harry potter and the half blood prince movie mostrando time at 3:00 a.m.!!!!!! Me and my cousin (18 yrs. old counsin) stayed up till 2:45 in the morning and went to go see harry potter 6 at 3 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so intrested in the movie i didnt even fall asleep. We were the only ones in the movie theatre
posted by vanillaicecream
By Niche Eenhoorn

This articulo will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless tu are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is más efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly...
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posted by vanillaicecream
A
Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," o "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," o "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...
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Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter o A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man por man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...
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A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.

Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.



The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.

One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up...
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posted by shieldmaiden
I knew it was coming, this day. This día where the pilfered garbage known to much of the world as the Twilight saga would beat out all the other franchises, including Batman, Lord of the Rings, and, of course, our fandom of Harry Potter. According to a recently published Yahoo article, New Moon is accounting for 94% of Fandango and Movieticket.com's ticket sales as of now. This is highly disturbing, mostrando that humanity cannot even recognize good literature and film even when its presented to them on a silver platter, these of course being Harry Potter, the Dark Knight, and The Lord of the...
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The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th calle that was built por a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big manzana, apple as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years hace – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district....
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We don't have a set fecha for when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open, but today from Orlando, Florida, Universal Studios confirmed that the park would be opening in Spring of 2010. The three main rides that will be found there are Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Flight of the Hippogriff and Dragon Challenge. On Flight of the Hippogriff tu can interact with Hagrid as tu learn to fly a Hippogriff. Dragon Challenge will recreate the first task of the Triwizard tournament and tu can fly either a Hungarian Horntail o a Chinese Fireball Dragon.

Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD por releasing 1000 balloons over Londres today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!

Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release fecha of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All fans in the US can look adelante, hacia adelante to getting a copy on that day.
posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks tu why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap música from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At misceláneo times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have tu left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to registrarse tu for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that tu have a secret. When they ask tu what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes por and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did dulce de azúcar, fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
A nearly complete lista of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
Candy Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
Cherry Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
Kidney Beans
Lamb
Latex
Leather
Lemon
Lettuce...
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