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posted by HopeEve
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ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can tu say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to actuación ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have tu SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no actuación ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to actuación ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.

Ugly and emotionless. No talent whatsoever. IMO.

4. The Volturi. REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.

The Volturi wear cloaks too, tu dumbass. And they are vampiros which isn't anymore realistic than wizards because they are both fictional. Please explain your reasoning on this.

5. Because its just common sence to like twilight!!! Haha. Romance means everything. Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just......PERFECT!! In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in amor o something....and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things....GAHH!!! but yea. (:

Firstly, your spelling may signify how intelligent tu are, so I would recommend proofreading when trying to get a point across. Romance does not mean everything. That is a horrible message to send out to the pre-teens who watch twilight. It makes them believe they need a boyfriend to be capable people, and girls should learn to be independent because they do not need men. Also the whole beauty of Harry Potter is that it is unexpected and J.K. Rowling isn't afraid to kill off her characters o put them in unexpected relationships, because that is how REAL LIFE WORKS.

6. Because it's one of the greatest amor stories ever!! Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way más romance and más hot guys....EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE!! Need I say more!

As I said, hotness has no correlation to actuación ability. And Harry Potter has hot guys too. Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint), Draco (Tom Felton) and CEDRIC (ROBERT PATTINSON)


7. Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better. When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot o relate to the story somewhat. Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to fecha things. ex) cars, school, etc. I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating chocolate covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school. In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.

Harry Potter takes place in the real up-to-date world as well, if tu haven't noticed but it does not happen in the non-wizard world. It happens in the wizard world where they have magic and do not need electronics o anything.Do tu think the Volturi use ipads in their free time o spend them in ancient libraries/weird ancient vampire cult meetings? Thought so.


8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up. Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay más AMAZINNNG. therees no amor in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?

AGAIN, hotness has no correlation to actuación ability and it doesn't matter. Harry Potter has realistic amor as well. Who gets married in high school and falls in amor as soon as they meet? Ron and Hermione have a friendship FIRST as most REAL relationships do. It develops so beautifully to mostrar a truthful portrayal of childhood love. Its awkward and unexpected just like real love. I'm sorry tu can't see that. Maybe the fact tu so fiercely defend the romanticized notions of love, for example amor at first sight and sparks flying, comes from being a late bloomer/loveless in your teen years. Just a thought.

9. Each book in the twilight series has a different story line. It is mainly about Bella's Lovestory but in the 1st book it was about how Edward had to save Bella and in each book the story changes. The main reason of the book is for Bella To become A vampire. Then after that it is the story with Renesmee. In Harry Potter it takes 7 o 8 libros to get to the point. Killing the one who must not be named. it drags on and on and becomes boring.

I don't even understand how tu can say that. I can not tell any of the twilight libros apart because 1. I don't care and 2. they are all exactly the same thing. They are pretty formulaic and they are the ones that drag on. I don't think tu have ever seen Harry Potter o Twilight.

10. Twilight has a más reasonable plot than HarryPotter. Look at Harry and you'll see he's más angsty than Bella. And all the Harry Potter libros are like Harry being "My life sucks" and then Voldemort shows up and he's like "I'm going to kill you" and Harry's all like "No way" and then Harry wins in the end. It's way obvious, especially when the autor already tells tu how many libros there's going to be. I mean, why can't we live in total suspense on what's going to happen next? Twilight gives that suspense that something amazing is going to happen that Harry Potter never gave us. Plus, Harry Potter is a wizard and wizards are demonic creatures. Who would want to root for a demon as the good guys? In twilight, everyone's a vampire, and vampiros aren't Satan's spawn.

EVERYTHING tu JUST dicho IS WRONG. vampiros ARE (IF tu HAVE EVER READ A BOOK EVER tu WOULD KNOW THIS) CONSIDERED DEMONIC AND SATANIC. IN VAMPIRE LEGEND, vampiros CAN NOT STEP ON HOLY GROUND, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE DEAD LIVING AND THEREFORE ENEMIES OF GOD. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE RELIGION IS A STUPID THING TO MENTION ON A WEBSITE BECAUSE IT COULD EXCLUDE PEOPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS AS WELL AS BEING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. CAN tu GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT THERE IS más THAN ONE RELIGION? AND IF tu MUST ASSUME THERE IS ONLY ONE, AT LEAST DO YOUR DAMN RESEARCH ON IT. Ok, sorry for the outburst, but honestly tu must be just pushing my buttons. Let me address each of your dumb points: 1. As far as I can see, how reasonable the plot of each story is, is irrelevant, at least if tu look at the plots in literal ways, seeing as they are both about the paranormal. 2. The angsty-ness is a matter of opinion, but I think all of Bella's problems are self made and all she does is bumble and moan over them. 3. Is there anything in Twilight that is unpredictable? I think not. 4. Well, the last point was handled up above.


11. In harry potter all they do is fly around on brooms and kill people with magic sticks (wands) I mean, really?

Harry Potter is a complex and in-depth story that has much más hidden meaning than tu could ever understand. In twilight all they do is run around without shirts, fighting over a stupid, confused adolescent girl.


12. Edward wasn't a dork. Yeah, sometimes, dorks are cute. However, Harry was a bit too dorky and I can't see why girls even liked him.

He had this amazing thing called a personality. He had layers and complexity. And he's hot. That's why girls like him.

13. Harry Potter is for virgin nerds. Twilight is for cool and mature people.

First of all tu are a virgin nerd. And Twilight has absolutely nothing below the surface. tu see one twilight movie and tu know everything. It is simple and for dumbasses like you. Twilight is for boobless, hormone-crazed, pre-pubescent girls. Like you. Its sad tu think maturity is as simple as sexualization.


14. Hermione is a week character. Unline Bella, who struggles every day. Hermione has no problems, the only things she has are self-created. She follows Harry into his troubles. Big whoop. Even if she is teased about being a mud blood o whatever its called, she has a choice. She could quit Hogwarts o something. Bella has no choice, she is in love.

OK, you quit school. Like right now. No big whoop, right? That's what Hermione did. Bella, on the other hand, has so many choices and yet she is incapable to function without her sparkling boyfriend. She threw herself off a cliff when he left. Just so she could get his attention and so he would come back. That is so unrealistic. In real life is she would be checked into a mental hospital for mental instability and severe dependence issues.


15. Twilight was a best selling novel, and has a bigger fan base than Harry Potter.

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Actually, Harry Potter's least popular movie made más money than the Twilight libros all together.

16. Stephenie Meyer writes that the only thing that can kill a vampire is another vampire o a werewolf. Since Edward is a vampire created por Meyer, we can use her written characteristics and apply them to Harry Potter. Since Harry Potter is neither vampire nor wolf, this means that Harry Potter could not kill Edward and Edward would win.

vampiros don't exist. Neither do wizards. You're actuación like a blood thirsty little 9 año old who sets his action figures up in play-battle-to-the-deaths. But why would it matter if they fought? Physical strength of characters is a miniscule detail when comparing how good the book is. It shouldn't come into the equation. Even if Harry died he would have accomplished something in his life. It would have been a life worth living.

17. Twilight led to many other supernatural romances in libros and tv shows.

It started a trend. Because of tu retard fan-girls. Anyway, have tu heard of Anne Rice, Bram Stoker o Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu? Stephanie Meyer didn't invent Vampires.

18. Unlike Harry, nobody's thoughts are actually that deep o intellectual. I bet if any of us published our thoughts into a book, none would be great English lit; Bella's thoughts are más realistic.

Actually, people's thoughts are like Harry's. And compared to most people he wouldn't be considered that smart. Which makes tu seem really stupid if tu think Harry Potter is complicated.

19. at least all of them dosent a scar of a lightning bolt.

Good one. That is a great reason. Seriously.

20. no witchcraft (practicing witchcraft is bad).

According to the TUDORS. Catch up with REALITY. Do tu know what año it is? o are tu just a bible crazed impressionable youth who hasn't learnt to form an opinion yet? Either way, let me direct tu back to point number 10.


21. At least they talk about reliegon even 4 a short while.

And? Seriously? Even if they did (which I'm pretty sure they didn't) that would hardly be relevant. And also, Harry Potter teaches good values and characteristics that can be taught across many religions and different cultures. Traits that are important no matter of your background o belief.

22. Twilight goes más in depth with the emotions. tu can feel Bella's pain when Edward leaves her. tu can feel her confusion between Edward and Jacob. tu can feel her amor for Renesmee.

ARE tu SERIOUS? Twilight has ZERO character development, empathy o common sense to actions. What I mean is that it just says OMG I amor HIM but doesn't show it o make the watcher o reader fall in amor with him too.
The actuación is also wooden and just plain bad. IMO


23. Twilight is a modern-day Romeo and Juliet in its themes of everlasting but forbidden love; to be compared to such a classic is an honor.

It has never been compared to that masterpiece. And HOW are they alike? People fall in love?!?!?! Yeah, that happens in just about every movie ever. Nothing else is the same. FORBIDDEN LOVE? That also is in just about every amor story ever. That is basically the formula of every crap rom com Hollywood inflicts upon us every month.

24. We like the time setting of Twilight. It is modern day.

SO IS HARRY POTTER tu ALREADY dicho THAT.

25. vampiros stay with their partners will death. If tu mess with their partners, you'll get what's coming. Even after their partner is dead, they will remain loyal to them, till their time comes.

Real people mover on, experiment and change. Just like in Harry Potter. Twilight is so unrealistic. You're deluding yourself if tu think that's realistic. And also, where does it say that in Twilight?

26. We like and appreciate the fact that the vampiros and hombres lobo in Twilight aren't anything like the one's from us before. To us, it's nice to take on the vampire and werewolf concept.

J.K. Rowling was so original she made up new creatures instead of using old ones. vampiros and hombres lobo have been used so many times before and everyone is tired of it.

27. tu can read Twilight over and over again.

Not if tu want to keep your comida inside your stomach.

28. It is the rare vampire novel that isn't about sex on some level, and the Twilight libros are no exception. What makes Meyer's libros so distinctive is that they're about the erotics of abstinence. Their tension comes from prolonged, superhuman acts of self-restraint. There's a scene midway through Twilight, in which, for the first time, Edward leans in close and sniffs the aroma of Bella's exposed neck. "Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet," he says. "You have a very floral smell, like lavender....or freesia." He barely touches her, but there's más sex in that one paragraph than in all the snogging in Harry Potter.

Again, that is pointless. Good luck finding anyone ever like that. BUT this is one of the más reasonable reasons which has evidence and support. But sex isn't something needed in a amor story. I also want to point out that in Harry Potter, the characters are quite young, so their amor will obviously be bumbling, awkward, clumsy o something of that sort. Snogging is pretty normal at that age, and isn't supposed to have sexual tension. If anything its pretty realistic in the way its just a release of pubescent sexual frustration with little romance involved.

29. The characters change throughout the Twilight series as well. they may not be growing up like the Harry Potter Characters did, but they did change. The characters become más brave, stronger, loving, forgiving, etc. Each character changed in the Twilight books. Harry Potter characters changed as well, but they kept some of their bad traits with them.

Of course they did. They were still the same people. In Twilight I have never once seen how they have changed. But Harry Potter is realistic and empathetic because people do keep their bad traits and aren't perfect, just like tu and me. tu know what, tu should visit this place called reality sometime soon. Its pretty jazzy.

30. IT has a graphic novel.

It has a comic book? Comic libros are for children, and yet the libros are about sex. Strange.


31. has más female fans.

tu mean hormone-crazed, ten año olds and sex-crazed, lonely mothers? Congrats.


32. Harry Potter was mainly focused on children. We are into the más mature books. That have mature elements in them.

tu think that mature elements are sex and love. That's it. That's all tu know about maturity. Harry Potter has multiple layers of friendships and connections and reflection and strength. Those topics are way más mature than the ones in twilight because they are the characteristics of a strong, independent, mature adult. Its a typical teenager thing to say that sex and amor are maturity because teenagers believe that they are adults, but they still have the minds of children.

33. Who wouldn't want two guys fighting over you? :D That just makes a good story. Am I right?

Not really. I don't think tu even understand what tu are saying, because toying with boys feelings is a horrible thing to do. And it also makes a bad story. Which Twilight has proven.

34. Bella cisne is a strong character. SHe is brave, caring, forgiving, accepting, and just plain awesome :) She has risked her life many times to save someone she loves, such as Charlie, Renee, Edward, Jacob, The Cullens, Nessie, etc. She went through weeks of pain to save her daughter. SHe was willing to die so her baby could live. She has also formed a huge army and was prepared to fight till the death to protect her child and family. So yes, Bella is a role model. And No, she is not dependent on Edward.

Wrong. There are no examples of Bella having any of those characteristics. She risked her life for attention, not for others. She didn't form an army, people did it for her because they cared about her. I don't know why. She is very dependent on Edward.

35. Twilight totally had a better, richer, más complex plot line than Harry Potter.

Wrong again. Harry Potter has MULTIPLE themes such as: The Value of Humility, The Occasional Necessity of Rebellion, The Dangers of Desire, Authority, The Importance of Friendship, Trust, Self-Reflection, Strength and Choosing to do the right thing. I could say more.

36. Alice Cullen. She is just awesome! She would probably be considered as the "Luna" in Twilight. Am I right? Alice would be the perfect sister. She would make anyone smile if they had a bad day.

We have a real Luna. AND Hermione.

37. All four Twilight libros made us teary eyed. As for Harry Potter, some parts made us sad and a little teary, but Twilight was the one that really made us teary.

Wrong again. Twilight made people laugh. At the stupidity of it. Harry Potter made us cry, laugh, get angry, feel sympathy and most importantly feel empathy.

38. The Twilight libros were so amazing!! We just could not put them down at all! For Harry Potter, some of the libros we could not put down, but others made us a bit sleepy.

Thats a matter of opinion. and I think tu know mine.

39. Daniel Radcliffe is doing pornografic musicales on Broadway and Robert Pattinson is canto and actuación in other movies...who exactly got the better end of the deal?

Wrong again. All of robert's cine after twilight have flopped and been poorly rated. Daniel is in highly rated and anticipated movies, that are just as provocative as twilight. He is just exploring his actuación abilities.

40. Sirius Black can turn into a great, black dog, Peter Pettigrew can turn into a rat, James Potter can turn into a stag, Remus Lupin a werewolf Rita Skeeter can turn into a beetle and Minerva Mcgonagall can turn into a cat. How scary is that?? Not at all. A Twilight shapeshifter would OWN them all :)

They aren't supposed to be scary tu dumbass. They have better things to do with being shapeshifters.

41. The HP libros are all depressing. Lots of good characters die, which isn't cool. And they're just full of violance, and ridiculous plans.

Twilight is full of violence. Good people die in real life. ITS REALISTIC FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. Unlike twilight.

42. Stephenie Meyer did her resarch and found a place like Forks so the vampiros could be outside. JK just made one up.

Stephanie Meyer didn't use any originality o creativity. Unlike J.K. Rowling. I would go into that, but the only people worth talking to about this, already know it.

43. The sparkles are so unique and creative. They're not stupid.

No, they are stupid.

44. harry potter is too hard for a young child to read.

I managed and so did the rest of the world. I read it when I was 9. NEWSFLASH: tu MAY JUST BE STUPID. And although Twilight may be easy to read, due to its simple and uninspired escritura style, on WHAT earth would they be appropriate for young children?

45. Twilight is better because the libros are written better and the characters bring más to the mesa, tabla for the readers.

Apparently Harry Potter is too hard for tu so what would tu know about good writing?

46. It's set in America.

Well it seems like you're running out of ideas.
America is essentially England. Because tu are all just English immigrants. Unless tu are native american. But we still created the english language and that is why it is called ENGLISH.


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Thank tu for your time.


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