1) Ask him if tu can go to his and Pansy wedding

2)Draw a picture of what his and pansy kid will look like

3)Ask him if he thinks Snape is sexy

4)Tell everyone that he likes to take pictures of Luna Lovegood

5)On his birthday send him a red and oro dress and say it was from snape

6)Announce to the entire school that he sleeps with a rosado, rosa unicorn. While doing this, produce a tattered one from your cloak
7)Have every Muggle Born in the school follow him around.

8) Go up to him & tell him that there is a killer on the loose in the school and they are killing anyone named Draco!

9) Ask him how's his best friend, Harry.

10) Buy him, "How to catch a Snitch for Dummies."

11) Introduce him to Drarry & Dramonie fanatics.

12) Buy him a pet ferret.

13) Ask him if he's sure his mother isn't Umbridge.

14) Buy him a hippogriff and say it was a present from Hagrid.

15) Ask him,"How do tu know tu are pure-blooded......have tu tasted it?"

16) When he touches you, run as fast as tu can screaming, "COOTIES!!!!! COOTIES!!!! EWWWW!!!!!"

17) When he tries to curse tu jump away, and start singing, "Can't touch this."

18) Ask him (in front of his parents) when he's going to pop the pregunta to Harry.(this one if my FAVORITE!)

19) Constantly remind him that he's a disappointment to his father.

20) Tell him tu heard him moaning Crabbe and Goyle's name in his sleep.