I: Who have tu loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger
I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!
I: How did tu feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...
I: Which one of your kids do tu like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)
I: were tu upset when the fake Hermione in the vision told tu she was better of with "the Chosen One"?
R: Of course I was! She was my girlfriend!!
I: How long have tu loved Hermione?
R: Since first year. I sort of gave up on her though, because i didn't think she would amor me back...
I: If tu had to either quit quittich o give up Hermione, which one would tu choose?
R: Well, let's see, I think I'll go with losing Hermione!
R: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger
I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!
I: How did tu feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...
I: Which one of your kids do tu like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)
I: were tu upset when the fake Hermione in the vision told tu she was better of with "the Chosen One"?
R: Of course I was! She was my girlfriend!!
I: How long have tu loved Hermione?
R: Since first year. I sort of gave up on her though, because i didn't think she would amor me back...
I: If tu had to either quit quittich o give up Hermione, which one would tu choose?
R: Well, let's see, I think I'll go with losing Hermione!
R: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended por me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
por Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as tu say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartucho (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
tu need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favorito! drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will cama yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
por Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as tu say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartucho (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
tu need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favorito! drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will cama yours to command.