Snog Bellatrix<3God, i'd amor to do that... Hard to say who I'd marry, 'cause gay marriages are illegal in this stupid country...:(but if it was possible, then Bella of course;) Avoid Molly of course, and definately Umbridge too.
Snog Bellatrix -- I amor her and she hella attractive, but honestly I don't think I could handle her longterm. Marry tonks -- I amor her too, and she's a bit más tame than her aunt. I could not think of a más perfect fictional wifey, in all honesty. Avoid Ginny -- Because I don't like her? She's too full of herself, anyway.