I did not write this!
Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless tu have Harry's invisibility capa and the Marauders' Map o tu are fred and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing marihuana o hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told tu I was...
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