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"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore dicho lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and más black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and dicho some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that tu arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and tu will amor it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to tu that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe tu didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe tu didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But tu get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was lectura a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an manzana, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my escritura folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with tu guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella por Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until tu agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn tu into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told tu I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, tu crazy witch
Now it's raining más than ever
But we’re...

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1. he/she just dicho "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just dicho that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff o hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot más then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been escritura a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the en general, general story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight por just "letting her characters handle the plot". There por making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie tu want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for popular iconos like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, tu might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When tu turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced por Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two libros sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, tu see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The segundo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


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HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores tu o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with tu — and tu are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells tu to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. tu should stay with him since he will keep tu seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell tu that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When lectura them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But tu need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a amor story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the libros mover on. And have tu seen all the different...