posted by siriuslyawesome
In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a lista of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested por the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
7.Or Bella dies
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
19.Volturi get to sing a música number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to música number
21. música number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their música number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of tu who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....