Many of tu might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.
My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.
So, who are tu pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:
a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!
b) They were both dead once.
c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters
d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book
e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p
f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.
In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.
Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, o other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)
Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.
Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.
Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.
He climbed, and attacked Voldy --
"Protego!"
(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's enfriador, refrigerador this way)
Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him más kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, por the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.
Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!
Um, wrong.
Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.
Victory!
Well, not really.
tu see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.
But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.
Crucio!
Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*
From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.
So, who are tu pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:
a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!
b) They were both dead once.
c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters
d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book
e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p
f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.
In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.
Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, o other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)
Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.
Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.
Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.
He climbed, and attacked Voldy --
"Protego!"
(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's enfriador, refrigerador this way)
Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him más kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, por the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.
Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!
Um, wrong.
Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.
Victory!
Well, not really.
tu see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.
But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.
Crucio!
Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*
From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
Okay guys, I know everyone's got their own opinion and not everyone has the RIGHT opinion, but as a Twilight fan, can one of tu Potter fans explain what tu guys see in Harry Potter? Honestly, I haven't read all the books, but I've seen all the cine and they just don't make any sense. And another thing, the plot is bland and there's no real depth to it, like in Twilight. Harry Potter, also has no amor in it, which makes for a boring story. Anyways, I just wanted to know what tu crazies see in those libros and stuff...
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
1. its just all thrown together and the cine leave out way to much.
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in amor then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in amor then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
"This kiss between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, tu know; we're not selling sex." - Emma Watson
If tu think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, tu are outta your mind. tu think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just popular 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight fans go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
If tu think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, tu are outta your mind. tu think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just popular 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight fans go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.