harry potter vs crepúsculo Article: The Height of Stupidity

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posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant o just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the lobo Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the hombres lobo a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like hombres lobo after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what tu call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how tu live with yourself for making it the way tu did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have tu saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If tu would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and o mutated as the lobo man. tu tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid lobo Movie didn't even make the parte superior, arriba Movie for the charts; Valentines día WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your correo electrónico was on your site. I wanted to let tu know this is what i thought of the lobo man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

hola Universal, tu just got PWNED. That's what tu get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now tu hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!

LadyLilith, PoooBoo and 4 others like this

ToyletGnome AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe people like this actually exist in the world.

abitofaLunaTic Wow..that's so sad. My faith in our generation just got reduced.

LoopyLuna96 Jacob isn't a werewolf, therefore, Stephanie Meyer was wrong, Universal was right. That fan is CRAZY. If she were a Twi-Hard, she'd know Jacob is a shape shifter, not a werewolf.

MissKnowItAll I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or fun away as fast as I can from the psycho who sent this. Nuts...

Pensieve_Seeker *sigh* How pathetic. How utterly and truly pathetic. Stephanie Meyer created werewolves? Bwahahahaha!!! The legend of the werewolf has been around for a long time. I'm guessing the person who wrote this is oblivious to this movie- http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wolf_man/

ThatDamnLlama It's funny when people think they just dissed someone when really they just made themselves look foolish.

LilysLittleTwin I've read that article twice already. It saddens me greatly. Yet at the same time I laugh.

TeamSiriusBlack Whoa, that's scary that people in your world are like that. Now, if you don't mind, I'll be going to Hogwarts....

ChocAttack266 Oh. My. God. Did anyone else notice how it started out in a professional manner and ended in a full-blown, stereotypical Twitard rant?

ToyletGnome ^ I know. Llama it. This is stupider than the twitard who didn't know who Martin Luther King Jr was.

ChocAttack266 Except that Twitard is coming around. She was also convinced that the animated movie Anastasia was the way that the Russian Revolution really happened (i.e. Romanovs totally innocent, etc.) - after nine weeks of Tsarist Russian history, she was heard to say "Why can't we go back in time and drop a bomb on Nicholas II like those terrorists did to Alexander II?" This is a direct quote.

ChocAttack266 Not that she's entirely crazy for wanting to bomb someone; I felt the same way. Except I was leaning towards poison.

boolander25 Silly Twi-tard, everyone knows LUPIN came first, therefore JKR invented werewolves! XD FAIL much on the Tw*l*ght side?

ChocAttack266 This is just one more thing to add to the list of Twitards That Have Done Exceedingly Stupid Things (i.e. stupid enough to get media attention).

ilovereading Sometimes it looks like Twi-tards never read or watched before Twilight. Its like some of them heve never heard of vampires and werewolfs until Twilight came out.

ryomaidol This is really the height of stupidity of some people......................

zanhar1 ... that was clearly an epic fail

narniafreak12 Oh. My. God.

ChocoLuvr101 Twitards like her don't read the series properly or read about mythological creatures. It is already said in BD that they are shape-shifters. And that werewolves were already known even before our grandparents were born. Good luck to that girl in court.

PrussiaIsABunny ...CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING OR JUST STUPID.. >////<

MeLikeyHermione The funny thing is that she thinks Stephenie Meyer created werewolves. Sweetheart, werewolves have existed for generations. How dumb are people these days? I swear, these twihards teenagers give sane teenagers a bad reputation. Take it from a 15 year old. Twilight fans are crazy.

lectura the libros "Rant"

posted by yemi_hikari

Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have dado a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly escritura because copying from another persons work is not escritura unless tu are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single lectura the libros I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...

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From Twihard to Potterhead

posted by RonGetYourWand

As tu can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The biblioteca didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...

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My Feelings Towards Bella cisne

posted by alexisn10

Believe it o not, I do not hate Twilight. The plot is fair, internesting setting, a lot of the characters are good, and not to mention the brilliant fight scenes! The soundtracks are lovely as well as the actors/actresses. Overall, I would give the entire series a C+. I would give it a higher grade if it wasn't for the poor writing, rambling, and somewhat extreme fans. But what's really the anchor of that sinking ship is the books' protagonist and narrator...

Bella Swan.

Of course there's a main character in almost every book I read that I really do not like. For example: in Hunger Games, it's...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill tu

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, tu got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than tu look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for tu now!!" *Prepare yourself por getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did tu say something?"

5. "Why do you...

Why do tu think Twilight is a good book?

posted by krazyknoxy

I don't want to hear about Harry Potter o any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a debate about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why tu Twilight fans enjoy lectura Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If tu don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear tu saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP fans and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful debate though. I want to discuss the reasons tu give, but nicely.
If tu can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with tu I will debate with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!

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Which is really great literature?

posted by SuperSnuffles13

I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many frases brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...

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Because My Taste In libros Is Just That Awesome

posted by LinaHarrow

Because My Taste In libros Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to tu solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell tu what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 fagot players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. tu sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. tu just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards o vampires.

83. tu did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead tu went on a rant on how much u luv it and tu keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to tu cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight o duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. vampiros thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are tu ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since tu both write fiction-how did tu come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of cama and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. vampiros that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Twilighters escritura in CAPITOL LETTERS

posted by mimifaith

Is it just me, o does it seem like most of the Twilight fans feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if tu write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So siguiente time tu feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The articulo is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote artículos aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished lectura Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much más tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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What I think of Robert Pattison

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a más formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight enamorados think in Twilight all the vampiros really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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Bella is Messed Up

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ o WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella por examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. tu could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up por pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a descripción of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...

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What's Wrong about 'HarryPotter vs Twilight issue'

posted by nessienjake

I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both fans of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most artículos from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

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The message Harry Potter leaves to teenager...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

segundo part of my review on both of the libros this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after lectura both of this, siguiente time a fanpick pregunta of "Which is best" pops up, tu take a minuto to consider your answer.

1. If tu have friends o people that care about you, there's no need for tu to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard o because he is smart. He prevails because...

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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature vampiros with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...

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Attention HP HATERS

posted by nati30

Sorcerer's Stone

Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and dragones and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before tu read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...