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Worst Quote

This can be either from Harry Potter o Twilight
 Worst Quote
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lol
Thekirby801 posted hace más de un año
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I see, no one's publicado a horrible Harry Potter quote, because there is no horrible HP quotes, they're all good, for me.
AprilCandy42 posted hace más de un año
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EVERY QUOTE FROM THE HP SERIES IS GOOD AND OBVIOUSLY WELL-THOUGHT OF, WHEREAS STEPHENIE MEYER'S frases ARE JUST UTTER RUBBISH.
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harry potter vs crepúsculo  mejor respuesta

bubbly_making said:
Worst ever quote? Sorry, but I don't have time to type out the whole twilight series right now.
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*votes best answer*
xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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BRAVO! PERFECT :)
rhohani27 posted hace más de un año
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THIS.
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ToyletGnome said:
"What a sick masochistic lion."

Stephenie Meyer does know what masochism is, right?
Encarta Dictionary Definition:
1. sexual pleasure through humiliation: sexual gratification achieved through humiliation and physical and verbal abuse
2. psychological disorder: the psychological disorder in which somebody needs to be emotionally o physically abused in order to be sexually satisfied
3. buscar for abusive sexual partners: the active seeking out of sexual partners who will dominate, humiliate, and physically and verbally abuse
4. enjoyment of hardship: the tendency to invite and enjoy misery of any kind, especially in order to be pitied por others o admired for forbearance


And the funniest part is that Edward says this about himself.
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o maybe that makes this the best quote...
ToyletGnome posted hace más de un año
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^ But truth is she's only raping her thesaurus por using senseless synonyms.
AprilCandy42 posted hace más de un año
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She dosen't know what half the words she uses mean. The Chargin fiasco shows that rather nicely
PotterForever posted hace más de un año
Mrs-Grint said:
"As I had just that once before, I smelled his cool breath in my face. Sweet, delicious, the scent made my mouth water."

WHAT. THE. HELL. Out of all of Bella's lengthy descriptions of Edward's inhuman beauty, this is the most disturbing. EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING!! Just no, Bella, no.
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LOL, could tu imagine being Edward, your talking to her and all of a sudden her mouth starts watering...WTF?!?!
crazychlo posted hace más de un año
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She is a seriously disturbed woman. I feel so bad for her husband.
PotterForever posted hace más de un año
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^So do I. Expect if HE choosed to marry her.
TrueHufflepuff posted hace más de un año
ravenclawgirl5 said:
Twilight: "You are my brand of heroin."
I mean, what the heck?

^I'm not sure if that's word for word, but it's close enough.
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i know its like influencing people underage to drink
hpfreak14 posted hace más de un año
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amor shouldn't be like a drug unless you're Ke$ha.
ravenclawgirl5 posted hace más de un año
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^lol
MissKnowItAll posted hace más de un año
-Alohomora- said:
"Fall down again Bella?"
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."

Haha, so funny, I'm absolutely falling out of my chair laughing at this. -_-

^^ I do not understand Twilight humour. *shudders*
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Omwg, that's true. Every Twi-Hard in my class is laughing their heads off because of the book. When they tell me the joke, they have to explain. They fail.
TeamSiriusBlack posted hace más de un año
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Aren't tu más likely to break your leg o something más that your hanf if tu fall down? The logic of Stephenie meyer is unbelievably stupid. I understand that tu might break your hand if tu tripped and put your hand out first, but still. (:
ABDCFan- posted hace más de un año
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^^We could.
abitofaLunaTic posted hace más de un año
She_wolf said:
"And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect part of our forever." (Turns Page) "The End." -Breaking Dawn

'Screams' The WORST way to end a book let alone a series with a happy fairytale 'and they lived happily ever after' ending!

I still ♥ all the other libros but that ending just annoyed me so much =/
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I know! It was way too happy, and living forever isn't so great except for unbelievably shallow people.
XDRoseLuvsHP posted hace más de un año
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Dude, who ends the series with, The End?
TeamSiriusBlack posted hace más de un año
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"The End" - I remember ending my stories with that ... in first grade.
DracoLuver posted hace más de un año
Abilei said:
I don't know any from HP (cause I don't watch it nor even care to.) and I can't think of any Twilight frases right off the parte superior, arriba of my head so here's a quote that anytime I hear it being used o see it writen it makes me want to gag........"If tu were a booger, I'd pick tu first." ....like wait, what? Excuse me?!? I've never had it used on me but I swear any guy tries to use that on me it's going down. That's almost an insult to me.
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Lol! amor this answer :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted hace más de un año
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*Passes out cake* Let's all just get along. :D *Sighs* I could only wish to be a Death Eater; Lord Voldemort would kick me out because I'm too nice.
LadyLilith posted hace más de un año
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I like pudding.
TeamSiriusBlack posted hace más de un año
ChocAttack266 said:
"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"

This reveals that Bella doesn't mostrar any true protective feelings towards Renesmee. She seems to have almost no problem with Jacob imprinting on Demon Spawn (pedophile) but only gets angry when Jacob gives her daughter a nickname she doesn't like. Bella's superficial beliefs are evident - only liking something for it's name/surface value.
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Not to mention the enormous hypocrisy. Bella throws a tantrum every time someone calls her Isabella, but her daughter may not shorten her 4-syllable, stupid-as name under any circumstances.
ToyletGnome posted hace más de un año
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ya what kind of a father is THAT?
Galesgirl posted hace más de un año
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Obviously, the "father" who is "perfect, romantic, blah, blah, blah..."
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
abitofaLunaTic said:
"And so the lion fell in amor with the lamb."
"You don’t see the pescado trying to plant a kiss on the eagle.
-It’s hard to tell what a pescado is thinking. Eagles are good-looking birds, tu know."
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lol "And so the lion fell in amor with the cordero ". Imagine that : Lion would probably eat the cordero XDDD" Meyer is scared of logic , obviously XDDD
kwlski4ever posted hace más de un año
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she did say please..
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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lol Bellatrixxx!
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
PygmyPuff14 said:
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his camisa, camiseta open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep"
Chapter 13, Twilight

Thesaurus rape alert!! "Scintillating" arms?! Pale lavender eyelids?! *Throws up*
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Thesaurus rape alert!! "Scintillating" arms?! Pale lavender eyelids?! *Throws up* ------ LOL!!
snapeislove posted hace más de un año
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^^ lol XD
Mrs-Grint posted hace más de un año
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*Pukes from quote* That poor thesaurus...
LadyLilith posted hace más de un año
MadamOcta13 said:
"Bella, I coundn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. tu don't know how it's tortured me...the thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see tu blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when tu see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable...you are the most important thing to me now, the most important thing to me ever."
-Edward Cullen

Like ANY straight male specimen would utter anything like that without laughing.


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That's because Edward is a girl.
TeamSiriusBlack posted hace más de un año
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inooo ini!
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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Yeah, really. If tu type in google Edward Cullen frases there's a link so some "Say What" website, and lets' just say, when tu read all of Edward's frases put together, it reminds tu of how rediculous the series is.
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
1-2vampire said:
"I felt a spark of hope in the pit of my stomach, which I grimly tried to repress." I mean better not be happy for like a moment!

there was so many to chose from but Bella is so miserable!
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Alex Day?
ToyletGnome posted hace más de un año
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yepp :) lol ino i estola it oh well :D it was so true!
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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Omg, what an emo kid. o.o How did I not see this when I was a fan?
LadyLilith posted hace más de un año
TeamSiriusBlack said:
I don't know the quote, but I'm effin' tired of Bella commenting non stop about Edward's 'perfectness', that stupid hole in her damn stomach (I wish it was real), and how Bella whines constantly about everything. "But dad! I want to go with Edward!" No one cares about your stupid lust with Eddie. Sorry I had to rant. -_-

Edit: my mom was waiting for me, frightened, depending on me.
Apparently, older woman, with probably más experience, need Bella's help.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I know! she's like "What could Edward not do!"
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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Ha! Funny!
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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No one is that perfect. NO ONE I TELL YOU! I agree with Bella being a total whiner
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MrsJonasLautner said:
Sorry, I don't watch stupid cine and read dumb books, but one of the best frases is: "Until your corazón stops beating Bella, I'll be here-fighting. Don't forget that tu have options."- Jacob Black. page 330 I think.... and " I promse to amor tu forever-- every single dya of forever. Will tu marry me?"- Edward Cullen page 460, positive!

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Well that's great, but we're looking for the worst quotes, not the best.
ToyletGnome posted hace más de un año
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@LifeGoodx3: ^"Sorry, I don't watch stupid cine and read dumb books", she didn't say it but she implied it saying that Twilight had a better quote.
TeamSiriusBlack posted hace más de un año
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I'm sorry i was rude but... she does my head in
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
sleazy_weasley said:
Okay, someone's already dicho it, but ...
Twilight: 'You're my own, personal brand of heroin.' - Edward Cullen.

I don't think I need to elaborate.
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I think he was a drug addict before he was a vampire.... That would explain why he was in a hospital...
TeamSiriusBlack posted hace más de un año
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and I'm not even kidding
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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I would be running like hell.
LadyLilith posted hace más de un año
ilovereading said:
when edward says: and the lion feel in amor with the cordero (or whatever), bella answer somthing like: i am the cordero right?
we know tu are the cordero bella
we just dont know where the lion is yet
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ncisfan001 said:
I'm not exactly sure what the line is but its something along the lines of:
"You got comida in my hair!" -Rosalie

Omg! Not comida in your perfect hair! You'll never be able to get it out! (sarcasm)
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*gasp*
kwlski4ever posted hace más de un año
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*chokes on headband*
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
xxXsk8trXxx said:
"He was both dazzling and dazzled."

That is probably one of the worst and confusing frases I've ever heard.
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that just... no, Stephanie Meyer, tu can't write. I write better than you, and I'm not being vain because it's not a hard thing to achieve
1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
TrueHufflepuff said:
I'll post here my favorito! part from the whole series. It's the beggining of the 14th chapter of Eclipse. It just shows off Meyer's endless, impressing escritura talend:

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"You can't be serious" I said, Wednesday afternoon. "You've completely lost your mind!"

"Say whatever tu like about me," Alice answered. "The party is still on."

I stared at her, my eyes so wide with disbelief it felt like they might fall out and land on my lunch tray.

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Eclipse, chapter fourteen. All copyright goes to Stephenie Meyer. I just worship that part and its soooooooooooooooooooooooooo gifted author.

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