Stephenie Meyer does know what masochism is, right? Encarta Dictionary Definition: 1. sexual pleasure through humiliation: sexual gratification achieved through humiliation and physical and verbal abuse 2. psychological disorder: the psychological disorder in which somebody needs to be emotionally o physically abused in order to be sexually satisfied 3. buscar for abusive sexual partners: the active seeking out of sexual partners who will dominate, humiliate, and physically and verbally abuse 4. enjoyment of hardship: the tendency to invite and enjoy misery of any kind, especially in order to be pitied por others o admired for forbearance
And the funniest part is that Edward says this about himself.
I don't know any from HP (cause I don't watch it nor even care to.) and I can't think of any Twilight frases right off the parte superior, arriba of my head so here's a quote that anytime I hear it being used o see it writen it makes me want to gag........"If tu were a booger, I'd pick tu first." ....like wait, what? Excuse me?!? I've never had it used on me but I swear any guy tries to use that on me it's going down. That's almost an insult to me.
"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"
This reveals that Bella doesn't mostrar any true protective feelings towards Renesmee. She seems to have almost no problem with Jacob imprinting on Demon Spawn (pedophile) but only gets angry when Jacob gives her daughter a nickname she doesn't like. Bella's superficial beliefs are evident - only liking something for it's name/surface value.
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his camisa, camiseta open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep" Chapter 13, Twilight
Thesaurus rape alert!! "Scintillating" arms?! Pale lavender eyelids?! *Throws up*
"Bella, I coundn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. tu don't know how it's tortured me...the thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see tu blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when tu see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable...you are the most important thing to me now, the most important thing to me ever." -Edward Cullen
Like ANY straight male specimen would utter anything like that without laughing.
I don't know the quote, but I'm effin' tired of Bella commenting non stop about Edward's 'perfectness', that stupid hole in her damn stomach (I wish it was real), and how Bella whines constantly about everything. "But dad! I want to go with Edward!" No one cares about your stupid lust with Eddie. Sorry I had to rant. -_-
Edit: my mom was waiting for me, frightened, depending on me. Apparently, older woman, with probably más experience, need Bella's help.
Sorry, I don't watch stupid cine and read dumb books, but one of the best frases is: "Until your corazón stops beating Bella, I'll be here-fighting. Don't forget that tu have options."- Jacob Black. page 330 I think.... and " I promse to amor tu forever-- every single dya of forever. Will tu marry me?"- Edward Cullen page 460, positive!