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Ok, So these are similar to Chair Tales, but maybe shorter....
You'll have to rewind your mind right to the beginning....so this is set around season 1, but some things tu will find are different, one example, Blair and Nate have never dated. So at the moment the "GG Gang" are all good friends. Chuck and Nate are best friends, Blair and Serena are best friends, Serena is good friends with Chuck and Nate. Chuck and Blair have their typical early Season 1 "Poison Ivy" kind of relationship. Nate and Blair are also friends.


PART ONE - A Mid Summers Night Visit

Gossip Girl: # Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Welcome to the Upper East Side....it's a brand new día and im looking for a brand new scandal...any gossip boys and girls? Keep your phones in hand and your eyes on alert, im sure the new año will bring a new saga. tu know tu amor Me xoxo Gossip Girl


Blair is at home, it's midnight, someone is knocking on her window, so she gets out of cama to check it out...
Its Chuck! She Opens the window.

B: What the hell are tu doing here!
C: I was passing by...
B: Really?
C: Yes, really....wanna come out to play? ...or i could come inside...?
B: In your dreams!
C: Fine i'll go elsewhere...if thats what tu want...?

Blair stays silent.

Chuck climbs down and leaves Blair to wonder what would have happened if she'd let him in...


The siguiente día at school.
Serena sits with Blair
Blair tells Serena about chucks night visit.

S: OMG! what was he playing at!?
B: I have no idea! ...anyway i'm only interested in one person right now....!
S: Yeh i know! hows it going with that anyway....?
B: No where! Nate has no idea that i like him!
S: Well maybe tu should just tell him straight up tu know?
B: No way! i've dropped so many hints....im just waiting for him to make a move!
S: Well maybe tu should get Chuck to put in a good word, they are best friends after all.
B: Are tu kidding? Chuck already knows i'm into Nate, and he would amor the opportunity to mess things up!
S: Well maybe he's just jealous....?
B: Whatever...

Chuck and Nate approach the girls.

N: hola ladies....hows it going?
S: Great....
N: Whats the latest?
S: Nothing...we were just talking girl stuff...Blair was...just...showing me her earrings (she touches Blair's earrings) doesn't she look amazing in them Nate?
N: Ye sure...
C: Tantalising....(he lifts up a strand of Blair's hair and sniffs it)
B: Ughhh...your repulsive Chuck.
C: I amor it when tu say my name...
B: Ugghh (she gives him a dirty look) Dont tu have anyone else tu can hoodwink?
C: Well no one would quite enjoy it as much as tu do darling.
B: S! Get him away from me!
Nate and Serena laugh.
N: Comon Chuck leave her alone. (Blair smiles and gets happy at Nate defending her)
They walk off.
C: Catch tu later hot stuff....and tu Serena loving the legs...
Serena gives him a dirty look. He turns away as they walk off.

S: Hey! Dont tu think your flirting with the wrong guy...i thought tu were into Nate...not that charlatan, he's illicit!
B: Obnoxious would be a better word! And no way i was not flirting! he was the one being vile...but did tu see how Nate defended me!
S: No when!?
B: What do tu mean when...you didnt notice?!!!.......he told Chuck to leave me alone!!! How kind of him!
S: Oh...

They continue to talk.

A few days later.

Blair's bedroom. She is sleeping when she hears a knock at her window.
She gets angry because she has a feeling she knows who it is!
She goes to the window and opens it...it's Chuck!

B: Bloody hell Chuck what do tu want!!!
C: What do tu think?
B: Uggghhh (she attempts to close her window but he stops her)
C: Wait....i...i need to talk to you.
B: Im not interested....you have all día at school tomorrow to do my head in...let me sleep!
C: But it's....kinda important.
B: And it cant wait until tomorrow?
C: You're never alone...and its personal.
B: (is shocked that Chuck bajo wants to discuss something personal with her) Omg...you've got an STD?
C: No! And if i did why would i tell tu that...!
Blair shrugs her shoulders.
C: So are tu going to let me in o what.
She concedes and lets him in.
B: Damn...now im going to have to disinfect my room....and no one is to know about this ok!
C: (angrily says) Dont worry i wouldn't want to harm your perfect reputation.
B: So shoot....what do tu want to tell me...and hurry i want tu out asap!
C: (becomes agitated) Well....ummm...this isn't easy for me to do ok...it's actually a favour that i need...
B: A favour? From me?
C: Trust me, this is a last resort.
B: What is it?
C: ok...so this is definitely out of the ordinary and i wouldn't ask anyone to do this unless it was absolutely necessary.
B: Just spit it out Bass....i dont have all night.
C: I have a family wedding coming up in New Haven. Everyone in the country who has any relation to my father will be in attendance. So, obviously it is of utmost importance for me to attend...and to be on my best behaviour.
B: tu want me to teach tu manners?
C: (Gives a sarcastic grin) My family have certain....expectations.....they look down on...
B: Failures?
C: Thus, i will have to make a good impression...i dont usually care about what people think......but this is different. And for my father...well if i dont meet these certain expectations I would fall further down the pecking order.
B: And where do I come into this?
C: tu are one of the very few girls....in fact the only girl, whom a father would enjoy the company of.
B: Elaborate...(she looks intrigued)
C: I need to go to this wedding with someone....with a girl.....a girl who can string a sentence together.
B: (laughs) Oh...wait...you want me accompany tu to this wedding!!!
C: Calm down ok...believe me...if i had a choice i wouldn't be here!
B: (still lightly laughing) Chuck Bass....you know a million girls.....surely one of them could do your dirty work for you....me? I have a reputation to uphold!
C: And it is precisely that reputation which has brought me here. The wedding is a weekend stay in New Haven. We will go there with my father and stay at a hotel with all the other people at the wedding...my family and my fathers closest friends. We will be socialising with them...they will expect me to have a fecha who is decent, modest and más importantly intelligent.
B: Well take Nelly Yuki....there is no way im going with you!
C: Oh, she has to be beautiful too.
B: (slightly flattered with that compliment) Don't think tu can coax me.
C: A free weekend break...posh hotel, beautiful beaches, the finest cuisine in the country...come on....surely something must stand out as a good offer. Ill even take tu on a tour of Yale.
B: (short pause as she thinks) Yale........stands out..........but i want something in return....
C: Anything...we'll be sharing a hotel room so it wont be difficult for me to return the favour...(grins)
B: Uggghh! You're vile!
C: So you'll come?
B: I'll come.....but like i dicho tu have to do something for me in return...
C: Name it.
B: Nate.
C: What about him?
B: If i come to this wedding with you...as soon as we get back....you will arrange for Nate to ask me out. Without making it look engineered.
C: Fine. But I warn you, that may be difficult.
B: Why!?
C: Well I already know what he thinks of you.
B: Omg! What! He's dicho stuff about me.
C: I just know his opinion of you.
B: And what is it?
C: What tu dont know cant hurt you.
B: And since when do tu care about not hurting me! Tell me what he thinks of me!
C: (ponders) He prefers blondes.
B: Thats a lie...your just making it up to cover up what he really thinks of me. Please tell me! tu owe me that much!
C: Fine...but tu wont like it.... (short pause) he thinks tu have issues. That you're too high maintenance....insecure....immature....bitchy....obsessive....self centred.....tedious....dim......do tu want me to carry on...?
B: (clearly insulted, looks away) I dont believe you....he would never think that.....he doesn't even know me....and im not any of those things!
C: I know....if tu were i wouldn't be here asking tu for this favour, although tu can be a tad bit bitchy...but that's something we share in common. (he grins)
B: I like him.....and i know that if he gets to know me he'l like me too. So tu will do as i said.
C: Fine...it's a deal. (He walks around her room, touching some of her things, he finds a correa, tanga lying on her chair and picks it up whilst giving her a "Chuck Bass" look) Interesting....
B: (she runs to him and snatches her underwear, whacking him on the arm) Grose! Get your hands off my things!
C: Take a chill pill...has a guy never touched your ropa interior before...
B: (looks to the floor) tu need to go.
C: Woah....wait....you...haven't? im stunned! You're best friends with Serena camioneta, van Der Woodsen...did she not teach tu how to get a man!!?
B: You're leaving (pushes him towards the window)
C: I always suspected Blair Waldorf was untouched...im impressed...although i assumed tu were a bit of a bad girl.....so in that sense quite disappointed....i was looking adelante, hacia adelante to some hanky panky...(grins) looks like i have to settle for some innocent foreplay...? What do tu say? (he strokes her face)
B: Ugghh! Get away from me Bass! I wouldn't touch tu to save my life!
C: I hope your not saving yourself for Archibald....he'll be disappointed at....your lack of experience...
B: Thats none of your business. Now get out (she opens the window and pushes him towards it)
C: Let me ask tu something....how do tu withstand the temptation...? Surely tu must get that feeling sometimes....the bursts of pleasure....(whispers) dont tu ever get horny (he puts his arm around her waist, seductively looks at her)
B: (pushes him off as he laughs) Dont blow your chances Bass....do tu still want me to come to this wedding!
C: Dont threaten me Blair....i was just playing with you.
B: I dont like games...so just leave ok.
C: I'll be in touch with the details (of the wedding). (climbs out of the window)
Blair watches him climb down from her balcony, once he reaches the ground he looks up at her, sees she is watching so blows her a kiss. She gives him a disgusted look and closes her window as he grins and walks away.


Gossip Girl: # queen B, Looks like you've just made a deal with the devil.....careful B tu may end up regretting this. You're lucky no one saw Romeo climbing down from you're window...Oooops wait Gossip Girl see's everything! Well, almost everything...xoxo Gossip Girl #