Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Blair: Damn that Motherchucker!
Blair: Chuck! Aren't tu done trying to destroy my night?
Chuck: Look I should never have abandoned you. I know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer...hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
Chuck: I was scared...I was scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us, then you'd see.
Blair: See what?
Chuck: Me. Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause tu don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want tu to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it...and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ...
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.
Blair: All tu need to know is that tu lost. But don't be to hard on yourself, it was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Goodnight Chuck.
Chuck: Goodnight Blair.
Blair: tu are disgusting. I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are tu still holding my hand?
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: I have a proposition for you.
Chuck: I'll say yes.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Blair: tu mean Chuck?....What?
Serena: tu smiled.
Blair: No I didn't! I hate Chuck, don't me lose my apetite!
Chuck: Say those three words tu wanted me to say.
Blair: Are tu kidding?
Chuck: Not quite. Eight letters. Three syllables. Say them and I'm yours.
Blair: I'm already yours, you're ruining the mood with all this talk.
Chuck: tu can't say it. tu wanted it from me.
Blair: I'm prepared to settle.
Chuck: Maybe I'm not.
Blair: Chuck Bass, I...will never say those words to you.
Chuck: Then tu will never have me.
Chuck: I chased tu for long enough, now it's time tu chase me.
Blair: tu here to gloat?
Chuck: Over what?
Blair: Well tu won. Pop the champagne.
Chuck: I didn't win.
Blair: Then why does it feel like I lost?
Chuck: The reason we can't say those three words to each other, isn't because they aren't true.
Chuck: Look i'd rather wait. Maybe in the future...
Blair: I suppose there could be some excruciating pleasure in that.
Blair: Limos and virgins, your specialty!
Chuck: Just so tu know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.
Blair: Thank you.
Chuck: For you, anytime.
Emma: Was your first time with someone tu love?
Blair: Yes. It was.
Chuck: I should choose your date.
Blair: Why?
Chuck: Why not? It will let me prove that I know tu better than anyone else.
Chuck: I bring a fecha for you, tu bring one for me. Let's see who's paying attention to the other's desires.
Blair: There has to be something to keep tu honest. And to make things interesting.
Chuck: Name the stakes.
Blair: If tu actually like your date, I get your limo for a month.
Chuck: Fine. And if tu like yours I get Dorota.
Blair: Excuse me, he's taken. Shoo!
Chuck: tu look lovely.
Blair: Not as lovely as I'll look in my limo.
Blair: We both know that I'm your one and only. And a Canal calle knock-off seemed like the best option.
Chuck: My thinking exactly.
Chuck: Dance with me.
Blair: What's the point, Chuck. We're never going to be them. tu dicho so, remember? It's not for us.
Chuck: Maybe. But I wouldn't change us. Not if it meant losing what we have.
Blair: And what do we have, Chuck? tu tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up, and dance with me.
Blair: Chuck! Stop! Don't go. o if tu have to leave, let me come with you.
Chuck: I appreciate the concern.
Blair: No. tu don't. tu don't appreciate anything today. But I don't care. Whatever you're going through, I want to be there for you.
Chuck: We talked about this. tu are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And tu are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done—the darkest thought you've ever had—I will stand por tu through anything.
Chuck: And why would tu do that?
Blair: Because I amor you.
Chuck: Well that's too bad.
Blair: tu wanna get kicked out?
Chuck: Hello to tu too, lover. Long time no see.
Blair: Put that out.
Chuck: tu didn't say the magic word.
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass! No one cares.
Blair: I do! Don't tu understand? I'll always be here! I don't want tu going anywhere. I couldn't oso, oso de it. So whatever tu wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
Chuck: I'm sorry, I screwed up.
Blair: I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You...are the only one who didn't. All I wanted to do was...just, be there.
Chuck: This isn't you.
Blair: How do tu know?
Chuck: Because I know tu better than I know myself.
Blair: Nate and I have...plenty of spark, better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.
Blair: Chuck, don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard and for a long time. So please forgive me, if now that we're over i'm exhausted.
Chuck: Still the fact remains, tu chose to spend the night in a car, with me over a night in your honeymoon suite with Nate. But then again we all know your weakness for limos.
Blair: I came here for my best friend.
Chuck: Is that the only reason?
Blair: Last fall tu dicho we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to mover on, you're right there, actuación like-
Chuck: actuación like what?
Blair: Like...maybe tu want me to be as unhappy as tu are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want tu to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know tu have, and tell me if what tu feel for me is real, o if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did tu just do that?
Chuck: Because I amor her and I can't make her happy.
Blair: I know tu told Serena tu amor me.
Chuck: Serena heard wrong.
Blair: Last año tu told Nate, this año tu told Serena. tu tell everyone but me, why can't tu tell me?
Blair: tu can't run, tu have to stay here and here it this time. Chuck Bass, I amor you. I amor tu so much it consumes me. I amor tu and I know tu amor me too. Tell me tu amor me and everything we've done, all the gossip and the lies and the hurt will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
Chuck: Maybe it was, but it's not anymore.
Chuck: tu were right. I was a coward running away again, but everywhere I went, tu caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. tu hurt me too many times.
Chuck: tu can believe me this time.
Blair: Oh. That's it?
Chuck: I amor tu too.
Blair: But can tu say it twice? No i'm serious, say it twice!
Chuck: I amor you, I amor you, that's three, four, I amor you.
