Look at the time on your computer and then make a sentence with the options below.

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 21 or 41 min → Artie
02 or 22 or 42 min → Rachel
03 or 23 or 43 min → Tina
04 or 24 or 44 min → Quinn
05 or 25 or 45 min → Finn
06 or 26 or 46 min → Kurt
07 or 27 or 47 min → Mercedes
08 or 28 or 48 min → Emma
09 or 29 or 49 min → Puck
10 or 30 or 50 min → Terri
11 or 31 or 51 min → Will
12 or 32 or 52 min → Sue
13 or 33 or 53 min → Brittany
14 or 34 or 54 min → Kirt's Dad
15 or 35 or 55 min → Mike Chang
16 or 36 or 56 min → Shelby
17 or 37 or 57 min → Principal Figgins
18 or 38 or 58 min → Santana
19 or 39 or 59 min → April Rhodes
20 or 40 or 00 min → Jesse

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she was hot