28 Things tu Are Not Allowed To Do In Glee, And What Will Happen If tu Do:
1. tu can't be a better singer than Rachel; she'll send tu to a crackhouse.
2. You're not allowed to tell anyone that Puck can actually be nice from time to time and that he's not as badass as he makes out; he'll kill you.
3. You're not allowed to call Brittney stupid, even though it's true; Santana will go Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
4. Don't flirt with Blaine under any circumstances; Kurt will send Puck, Finn, Mercedes, Lauren, and Santana after tu with orders to kill tu on sight.
5. Don't flirt with Kurt under any circumstances; Blaine will get Wes to pound tu to your death with his gavel.
6. Don't ever insult Kurt's fashion sense; he'll get Blaine to kill you.
7. Don't ask Finn complicated questions; he'll act like an idiot and get a confused look on his face.
8. If your name is Sebastian Smythe, tu should run; Kurt has tu at the very parte superior, arriba of his Most Wanted List.
9. tu aren't allowed to tell Artie he's not a rapper; he'll attempt to mostrar off his skills. Again...
10. Don't call Quinn fat o a slut; she'll kill you.
11. Don't piss off Sue; she'll torture tu slowly and then eat your soul.
12. Don't make hair jokes about Will; he’ll bribe Sue into destroying you.
13. Don't leave anything crooked in front of Emma; her OCD will take over.
14. Don't try convincing Figgins that vampiros don't exist; he'll send tu to the counselor's office and tell tu that tu have serious problems.
15. Never hang out with Sandy; you'll end up in jail within 5 minutes.
16. Never complain in front of Sue; she'll make tu run for 20 years straight.
17. Don't call Karofsky gay; he'll slushy you.
18. Don't try and hook Mercedes up with Kurt; they'll both give tu WTF looks.
19. Don't try and hook Mercedes and Puck back up again; she'll think it's some elaborately planned scheme to steal all her stuff.
20. Don't insult glee Club; you'll have the cast, the producers, and a bunch of fans after your ass. Plus Santana will go all Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
21. Don’t ever ask Kurt and Blaine if they’re dating unless tu want to sit through an hora long lecture por Kurt about how men can be friends.
22. Don’t ever steal Wes’ gavel unless tu are prepare to be pounded to death with that same gavel because Wes will find his gavel.
23. Don’t ever ask Wes if his girlfriend ever gets jealous of the amount of attention he pays to his gavel o to David unless tu are prepared to pay the consequences. Just take my advice, don’t.
24. Don’t make fun of Will at all, that is Sue’s job and she will destroy tu if tu take her job.
25. If your name is Chandler Kiehl, tu should run; both Blaine and Rachel will destroy you.
26. Don’t ask the glee club to remember who Matt is, they’ll all have these confused looks on their faces.
27. Don’t ever wear oro stars o even mention that tu like them; Rachel will be then out to get you.
28. Don’t ever insult Patti Lapone o Barbara Streisand in front of Kurt o Rachel; they will both make tu sure through a lecture on how they changed music.
1. tu can't be a better singer than Rachel; she'll send tu to a crackhouse.
2. You're not allowed to tell anyone that Puck can actually be nice from time to time and that he's not as badass as he makes out; he'll kill you.
3. You're not allowed to call Brittney stupid, even though it's true; Santana will go Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
4. Don't flirt with Blaine under any circumstances; Kurt will send Puck, Finn, Mercedes, Lauren, and Santana after tu with orders to kill tu on sight.
5. Don't flirt with Kurt under any circumstances; Blaine will get Wes to pound tu to your death with his gavel.
6. Don't ever insult Kurt's fashion sense; he'll get Blaine to kill you.
7. Don't ask Finn complicated questions; he'll act like an idiot and get a confused look on his face.
8. If your name is Sebastian Smythe, tu should run; Kurt has tu at the very parte superior, arriba of his Most Wanted List.
9. tu aren't allowed to tell Artie he's not a rapper; he'll attempt to mostrar off his skills. Again...
10. Don't call Quinn fat o a slut; she'll kill you.
11. Don't piss off Sue; she'll torture tu slowly and then eat your soul.
12. Don't make hair jokes about Will; he’ll bribe Sue into destroying you.
13. Don't leave anything crooked in front of Emma; her OCD will take over.
14. Don't try convincing Figgins that vampiros don't exist; he'll send tu to the counselor's office and tell tu that tu have serious problems.
15. Never hang out with Sandy; you'll end up in jail within 5 minutes.
16. Never complain in front of Sue; she'll make tu run for 20 years straight.
17. Don't call Karofsky gay; he'll slushy you.
18. Don't try and hook Mercedes up with Kurt; they'll both give tu WTF looks.
19. Don't try and hook Mercedes and Puck back up again; she'll think it's some elaborately planned scheme to steal all her stuff.
20. Don't insult glee Club; you'll have the cast, the producers, and a bunch of fans after your ass. Plus Santana will go all Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
21. Don’t ever ask Kurt and Blaine if they’re dating unless tu want to sit through an hora long lecture por Kurt about how men can be friends.
22. Don’t ever steal Wes’ gavel unless tu are prepare to be pounded to death with that same gavel because Wes will find his gavel.
23. Don’t ever ask Wes if his girlfriend ever gets jealous of the amount of attention he pays to his gavel o to David unless tu are prepared to pay the consequences. Just take my advice, don’t.
24. Don’t make fun of Will at all, that is Sue’s job and she will destroy tu if tu take her job.
25. If your name is Chandler Kiehl, tu should run; both Blaine and Rachel will destroy you.
26. Don’t ask the glee club to remember who Matt is, they’ll all have these confused looks on their faces.
27. Don’t ever wear oro stars o even mention that tu like them; Rachel will be then out to get you.
28. Don’t ever insult Patti Lapone o Barbara Streisand in front of Kurt o Rachel; they will both make tu sure through a lecture on how they changed music.
Kurt as Finn vise versa.
Puck as Blaine vice versa.
Artie as Santana vice versa.
Mike as Joe vice versa.
Brittany as Mercedes vice versa.
Rory as Sam vice versa.
Tina as Rachel vice versa.
Quinn as Sugar vice versa.
Will as Sue vice versa
I`m not only looking adelante, hacia adelante to the ND música but the clothes as well...
By:)Sheerika (sorry for the millions of pictures)
It bothers me how whenever a new gay character comes to the mostrar everyone's like, "Oh no! Klaine's gonna break up!" When a new straight character comes on the mostrar no one says, "Tike's going to break up :(" It seems like the mostrar even promotes itself that way sometimes.
Gay guys aren't attracted to every guy they see, just like straight guys aren't attracted to every girl they see.
Too many people think there are huge differences between gay relationships and straight relationships, when in reality, there really isn't.
To my fellow Klaine shippers, I am honestly not worried about the possibility of them breaking up at all. Remember how before On My Way aired it was a big speculation that they may be breaking up? In reality we got some hand-holding and some adorable background moments.
My point is, just because there is (yet again) a new gay character being introduced on the mostrar doesn't mean Klaine is in danger.
Gay guys aren't attracted to every guy they see, just like straight guys aren't attracted to every girl they see.
Too many people think there are huge differences between gay relationships and straight relationships, when in reality, there really isn't.
To my fellow Klaine shippers, I am honestly not worried about the possibility of them breaking up at all. Remember how before On My Way aired it was a big speculation that they may be breaking up? In reality we got some hand-holding and some adorable background moments.
My point is, just because there is (yet again) a new gay character being introduced on the mostrar doesn't mean Klaine is in danger.
I have decided to write my own glee fan fiction. There was a encuesta link wondering if the fans could do a better job escritura glee than the actual writers can. Well, I'm not saying that I'd be better at it, but I just want to express my amor for writing. I want to do something with escritura TV and movie scripts and books. This is my fresh start so I can mostrar all of tu how I can write and stuff.
As of now, I don't know when my fan fiction is coming out. Unlike what RIB is trying to do, I'll try to give each "Glee" character a storyline. This fan fiction will have a few chapters to it. Every few chapters will have a storyline for each character.
Example:
Chapter One: Rachel
Chapter Two: Finn
Chapter Three: Puck
And so on, and so on...
So, stay tuned for my first-ever glee fan fiction story. I'll decide on when the first chapter is coming out!!!
As of now, I don't know when my fan fiction is coming out. Unlike what RIB is trying to do, I'll try to give each "Glee" character a storyline. This fan fiction will have a few chapters to it. Every few chapters will have a storyline for each character.
Example:
Chapter One: Rachel
Chapter Two: Finn
Chapter Three: Puck
And so on, and so on...
So, stay tuned for my first-ever glee fan fiction story. I'll decide on when the first chapter is coming out!!!