1. I'm like a blizzard, I'll give tu eight to ten inches and keep tu inside for the whole weekend.
2. There are 206 bones in the human body... do tu want another one?
3. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4. Are tu a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
5. hola tu must work on chicken farm, 'cause tu sure know how to raise cocks!
6. The word of the día is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7. Are tu a angel? because I've got an erection
8. Guy: Would tu be offended if I told tu that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?
9. I know 400...