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I don't know what this is but my cousion dicho to me to put it on fan pop i haven't watched it before Because i can't be botherd so here tu go guys it's for a DARE!
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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the día he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, tu will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what tu ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came por and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could tu tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the barco yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
1 día 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son wlked in n dicho "Wat doz perra n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

d nx día d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women dicho "feel my titties" n the man dicho "feel my dick".

Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".

On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman dicho it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.

Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom dicho dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.

guarida, den d door campana rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n dicho "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cocina fuckin d turkey!
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