here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each día tu have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of tu read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of tu have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform tu that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each día tu have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of tu read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of tu have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform tu that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 día 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n dicho "Wat doz perra n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx día d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women dicho "feel my titties" n the man dicho "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman dicho it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom dicho dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
guarida, den d door campana rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n dicho "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cocina fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n dicho "Wat doz perra n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx día d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women dicho "feel my titties" n the man dicho "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman dicho it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom dicho dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
guarida, den d door campana rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n dicho "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cocina fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did tu know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" dicho the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ tu must know that your privates are exposed!" dicho the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything tu see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did tu know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" dicho the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ tu must know that your privates are exposed!" dicho the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything tu see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
