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Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope tu like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do tu see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a loro use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
por the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he dicho something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!

Ok this is my lista of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned por 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did tu run your last race?" and the segundo one said,"How did tu win the race?" the runner dicho 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes tu say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked tu out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if tu were locked in a comida Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<