friends

Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with tu all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are tu letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"


Carol: Oh, what do tu know? No-one's going up to tu and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this
[shouts]
Carol: pot roast through it?"


Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler:...