Chandler Bing / Matthew Perry

Ross- I know! What are the odds! Rach… could could I ask tu something…?
Rachel- Of course!
Ross- If tu found out tu were pregnant in Paris, would tu have come back?
Rachel- Of course! It would have been an excuse to come back, I actually didn’t think of staying there long anyway. I know before that I wanted to be successful, but I don’t amor fashion as much as I amor you.
Ross- Oh, Rach! tu amor me más than fashion!? Even Prada and Luis Vuitton and Gucci?!
Rachel-… Don’t tempt me!....Hey, where’s Emma?
Ross- Oh, I put her down for a nap.
Rachel- Good, she needs her sleep, waiting...

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING

Ross- Rach, I’m going to work, will tu be okay with Emma? (Heading out the door)

Rachel- I am her mother! I think I can handle my own child!

Ross- Jeese, why so mean? I was just making sure tu didn’t have any plans o something.

Rachel- Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I just have been so high strung lately. After refusing to go to Paris, I’ve been so hormonal. I think I’ll take Emma to the park and take a long walk; just the two of us.

Ross- Ok, honey. I just wanna make sure tu were OK. I mean, maybe it’s all the wedding planning too. Monica used to get this way… Anyways…...