I saw this on another spot and thought it might be fun to play here:

The hour on the computer clock:
1h AM/PM --> I punched
2h AM/PM --> I dated
3h AM/PM --> I called
4h AM/PM --> I made love with
5h AM/PM --> I seduced
6h AM/PM --> I killed
7h AM/PM --> I kicked
8h AM/PM --> I asked out
9h AM/PM --> I charmed
10h AM/PM --> I danced with
11h AM/PM --> I slept with
12h AM/PM --> I kissed

The minutes on the computer clock:
01 or 31 min ---> Chandler Bing
02 or 32 min ---> Monica Geller
03 or 33 min ---> Ross Geller
04 or 34 min ---> Phoebe Buffay
05 or 35 min ---> Joey Tribbiani
06 or 36 min ---> Rachel Green
07 or 37 min ---> Judy Geller
08 or 38 min ---> Jack Geller
09 or 39 min ---> Ursula Buffay
10 or 40 min ---> Frank Buffay
11 or 41 min ---> Frank Jr. Buffay
12 or 42 min ---> Alice Knight
13 or 43 min ---> Frank Jr. Jr. Buffay
14 or 44 min ---> Leslie Buffay
15 or 45 min ---> Chandler Buffay
16 or 46 min ---> Mike Hannigan
17 or 47 min ---> Gunther
18 or 48 min ---> Emily
19 or 49 min ---> Carol Willock
20 or 50 min ---> Susan Bunch
21 or 51 min ---> Ben
22 or 52 min ---> Emma Geller-Green
23 or 53 min ---> Erica
24 or 54 min ---> Jack Geller-Bing
25 or 55 min ---> Erica Geller-Bing
26 or 56 min ---> Janice
27 or 57 min ---> Kathy
28 or 58 min ---> Richard Burke
29 or 59 min ---> Timothy Burke
30 or 00 min ---> Pete

The colour of your shirt:
White / because I'm in love
Black / Because I was drunk
Pink / Because I’m Nuts
Red / Because the voices told me to do
Blue / Because I cant control myself
Green / Because I Hate myself
Purple / Because Im depressed
Gray / because I wanted to
Yellow / Because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange / Because I hate Him/Her/It
Other / Because I Love myself

Now put it together and post below.