1. Q. Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the internet?
A. To get to the other site!

2. Q. What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Half-way!

3. Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!

4. Q. What kind of rooms have no walls?
A. Mushrooms!

5. Q. What kind of shoes are made from plátano skins?
A. Slippers!

6. Q. What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz a pingüino, pingüino de with a pig?
A. A polar boar!

7. I know a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!

8. I know a guy who was so cheap, he keeps his wallet in an unlisted pocket! Also, when he goes fishing, he puts a picture of a worm on his hook, and catches a picture of a fish!

9. Q. What has a thousand legs but can't walk?
A. 500 pairs of pants!

10. (My favorite)
Q. What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz a oso, oso de with a chinese frying pan?
A. Wok-a Wok-a!