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okay down to buisness someone comentó last chap and wanted ember to die so bye ember
'EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEER!!!!'spyro called 'yes my boyfriend?' 'listen ur not my girlfriend im in amor with cynder so stop followin me forever and also for the final time im telling u FLAME LOVES UUUUUUUUUU!!!!' 'SO BYE'
'CYNDDDEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!' ' spyro?' ' cynder there u r i neeed to talk to u' 'yeah?' 'i...i... i amor u!' 'i amor u too spyro!' (yay hug!!)
meanwhile... 'im gonna jump' 'spyro dont amor me im gonna jump goodbye spyro and see tu in hell cynder!' (jumps) 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
(ember died)
 Is it THAT HARD TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FAST HEDGEHOG!??!?!?!?!?!
Is it THAT HARD TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FAST HEDGEHOG!??!?!?!?!?!
The actual título is called, "Sonic and Tails and Knuckles go fishing." which is just horrible grammar to ignore commas.

You know a fan fiction is going to be AMAZING when there is even an error IN THE GODDAMN TITLE! >.<

Please, just shoot me now! I quit! I give up on my life, now please let me go!

......Fine, I'll review this....

Besides, it's not like me to do that anyways. BUT, I am warning you. People like this exist, people that write such horrid stories and call it a fan fiction.... It blows my mind! And today, I crush one of the worst ones out there.

It's time to look at, "Sonic, Tails,...
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 *RAGE*
*RAGE*
Requested by: Sasha/Alphawhitewolf.
*Laughs* SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE! jesús I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

*Breathes* Seriously though guys, there is a saying, "Be careful what tu wish for, because it just might come true."

I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a sonadow fan fiction. And since tu guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)

Let's take a look at the Fanfiction called Faker.

While not as bad as the atrocity Creation Of A Dry Bones, this is one of those Fanfictions so bad it's hilarious.

Believe me though when I say it's miles better than the last...
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posted by ShanoHepworth
Skins: The Aftermath

(Cook sat on his cama drinking a bottle of vodka looking all drunk while taking off his shoes and socks. Then stands up and takes his parte superior, arriba off)
Cook: (lies on his bed) Freds why did tu have to go I need tu man?
(Cook begins to close his eyes as he doses off to sleep hearing Freddie’s voice)
Freddie: cook make sure tu look after eff (faint voice)
(While hearing Freddie’s voice cook jumps up out of cama looking around to see there’s no one there)
Cook: Freddie! Come back man
(Cook walks over to the bedroom door and peaks at the landing and walks slowly towards the stairs...
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Damon rushed inside the hospital, carrying an unconscious Elena. He ran to the reception and asked for doctor Fell.
The woman behind the escritorio waved at something behind Damon. Meredith walked quickly to them while she signaled at a nurse.
“She collapsed” Damon explained breathless. The nurse rode a stretcher to them and Damon lay Elena down on it. The nurse pushed the stretcher adelante, hacia adelante and Damon and Meredith followed.
“What happened exactly?” Meredith asked.
“I’m not sure” Damon started slowly. “She was feeling sick and she lied down on the sofá and Katherine was going to take...
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When that nasty Skool was done I walk inicial alone like always.. I guess people sAy I'm a freak even tho they ugly heh stupid humans won't know what hit them when I have my plans settle and ready to rule this earth and all humans will BOW! to me hmm it's getting dark "hey bad hola wait up"

I turn around to see the worm baby Cry running to me than stop and walk siguiente to me.. "what do tu want human?..." she look at me and smile "I just wanted to walk with tu to your place I think it's nice if I came along with tu till tu reach home" I look at her than back to the roads "and why is that.. No body...
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this is sparx part of story before ember dies
sparx was flying near a cliff when he saw ember standing near the edge sparx then hid behind a arbusto, bush to watch sparx says ' wat is ember doing here she should be at the dragon temple chasing spyro' then he sees ember jump of the cliff and ran back to tell ignitus ' hola big guy' 'yes young one?' 'i just saw ember jump off a cliff she dicho it was beacause spyro doesnt amor her' 'couldn't u stop her?' ' no i was actuly evesdropping' ' spyro?' 'yes cynder' 'this has somthing to do with me doesnt it?' no its not ur fault its mine cause i dicho i amor u and i do amor u' 'spyro cynder u have to get ember's dead remains and bring it back here' 'why?' 'beacause i can resurect her to make her alive again but i need her remains' 'ok we'll get her remains'
thus ends chapter 3
Chapter 1:A twist of fate!

XxXxX-Konoha, October 10th-12 years ago

It was a warm summer evening within the village of Konoha,and it had an odd calming effect on the people.There was still many people bustling about despite the fact the sun had set several hours ago.Minato stood,or rather paced,frantically around in his office.He kept glancing impatiently at the door,then to the walls,then the door again,in an endless cycle of anxiety that had been going on for hours."Kushina should be here yourself together!"

Minato berated himself,attempting to calm his nerves."I can't let her see me like this,or...
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Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a día like no other. everyone dicho hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...
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 Prepare to have your childhood crushed....
Prepare to have your childhood crushed....
(Some viewers may find this disturbing, viewer discretion advised. And I apologize if I spelled anything wrong.)

What the heck guys, what the hell! I didn't know humanity was so fu*ked up! I am warning tu right now, this Fanfiction is very disturbing, it is intensely SCARY, and actually made me vomit AND it gave me a nightmare. Today in Toxic Fanfic Reviews, we are starting out with a bang, with,,,,,,,,,,,, Creation Of A Dry Bones, a Mario Fanfiction por the demented, I don't know his name, the Fanfic was so Arceus Awful that Fanfic.Net Took it down. Enough Messing around, because I may be...
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*tears* Gaz break my arm back in "stop moving cry baby" she dicho not even caring if I was hurt "you heal...". If your saying how this happen... Well that's for a new time from the past when I started fighting the 3 worm baby's... "ok this will do for now so rest" Gaz dicho in Lil anger for the 3 worm baby's doing this to me... "see bad I told you, tu suck at fighting those 3 girls... Hmm" yeah she's right I didn't knew how powerful they were "maybe if we think of a plan to take them out but for now rest"

I can't even mover my broken arm... I look at Gaz.. She was very pretty for a human... But...
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•Owner rights to D.C. Comic characters: warner bros•

•i do not own any character Right involved in this story this is purely fanfic.•

•Background image owner:
Troianocomics•

•Storyline belongs to:
Queen Mary•

•Story opening: A history lesson in the past. The opening Prologue:•

Kalya Ren Kent Wyane is the child of Clark Kent aka superman and Dina prince aka Wonder Woman. She was born right after her older brother Vince aka Sun-Ray who is also a Justice League member and hero ,and after the death of her late sister Kiki. Kalya is known as a very strong , clever young woman she has...
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(I never got around to finishing this and I doubt I ever would've. It's a shame that my laziness got to me because this was actually pretty good in my eyes. Oh well, hope tu enjoy what's in here right now. XD)

(This is a parody of the famous Dr. Seuss book named "The mantequilla Battle Book" that I worked on around 2 months ago.)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..

Whoops, wrong series. GODDAMNIT!

Anyways, it was a peaceful and sunny día in the town of Cityville, (I’m serious. XD) When all of a sudden….

……

When all of a sudden……

…..

I SAID, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!

FINALLY! :D

I mean,...
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“What do tu mean, she’s gone?”
Cas and Zoey had been told that Daphne was gone.
“She’s not in her room. But we’re searching the entire building and the neighborhood. She can’t get far” the head doctor said.
“How could this happen?” Zoey asked mad. “Don’t tu have some kind of security system here?”
“She estola a badge. She didn’t have to break into the system. She could just open the door” the doctor explained.
“And who’s the idiot who let her steal his badge?” Zoey asked demeaning.
“He’s waiting in my office” the doctor answered. “He already told me what happened. Listen, Mrs. Moore, Daphne can’t get far. We’ll find her por the end of the night”
He walked away from them; he had to go fuego the nurse.
Zoey looked at Cas. “We need to find her” she said, slightly panicking.
Someone wrote this and I totally agree.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 2009

Meh. Rant #1: Copy-and-paste in fanfiction profiles.
This won't have too many rants, just what I feel on a whim.

I hate copy-and-paste stuff in fanfiction profiles. Seriously. They just clutter up your perfil and make a bunch of meaningless trash.

The stuff that's supposed to make tu cry? No way. It's not making me cry. Why? Because I've read it a million times. Am I heartless because I don't copy and paste? No. I donate money. I help people. I care about others. I do not copy and paste stupid stuff on my profile. It makes those...
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spyro is escritura in his journal:my name is spyro and i think im in amor cause ive seen this dragoness shes black with esmeralda eyes and shes the most beautiful ive ever seen it would be a miracle if she would amor me too , i try to talk to her but theres another dragoness named ember now shes rosado, rosa but i dont amor her but shes crazy about me , when i see cynder i try to go over to her but ember is watching and pops out from where shes hiding and pulls me away and cynder doesnt seem to notice me but today's going to be a new día cause im goin to march up to ember and say i dont amor her, tell her to stop following me and if she crys ill ignore her then ill go over to cynder and tell her how i feel and hopefully she'll take a liking to me and grow a bond between us. (stops writing) i just gotta do it spyro says
well thats the end of part one ill start part two immediatly
posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: Before tu read this, I wanted to say this is a yaoi fanfiction. The pairing featured in this is Shadilver. If tu are NOT a Shadilver fan, don't read this. Simple. Also, there might be a few inappropriate word selections in this.



"A rose has its thorns, and a violeta has its leaves. But, combining the two will make tu weep." dicho Silver, looking down at a white piece of paper with a proud tone of voice. He was in poesía class, and this was his first poem. It needed to make his teacher impressed, o he would be expelled from poesía class. "Impressive,Silver. Next, is Shadow." Ms.Suxcox...
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 A good porn fanfiction. Enough said, now look at the picture. :D
A good porn fanfiction. Enough said, now look at the picture. :D
Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I dicho it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before tu think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH tu ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which tu can read here,

link

Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the autor knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...
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A sharp siring pain struck my stomach; I froze tight as stone grasping at my stomach. The pain was unbelievably unbearable. I wasn’t able to breathe it just made the pain ten times worse. My eyes were pinched tight, tighter then when I jumped off the bleachers in the high school gym a few years back.
The thought about that whole night made me cringe making the pain worst. That night was one of the worst nights of my life; something I hope will never have to be brought up ever again.
Patch and I were sitting on the sofá watching TV after our one o’clock lunch. My legs had been flung on top...
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Chapter one: The outside
2031, San Francisco.
Decades hace the San Francisco bahía had been overlapped por the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and día were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the hechiceras Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command or...
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