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Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, tu knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?

Peter: So what!? So let's dance!

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell tu the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of...

Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. tu see, the jugador de bolos hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score por dashing between the creases, provided the postigo, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality mostrar on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this...

link Review por Connie Norberg

Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch fecha to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the...