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Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. tu see, the jugador de bolos hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score por dashing between the creases, provided the postigo, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality mostrar on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I don’t know math.
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy, “The kiss Seen ’Round the World”
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do tu know my language?
-Family Guy, “The Story on Page 1”

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me o is rap getting lazier?
-Family Guy

Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minuto and it hasn’t yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I’ll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, por all means, take your time. Oh, and when tu do finally get around to it, I’ll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!

-Family Guy, “Peter, Peter Caviar Eater”
I’m so hungry I could ride a horse. I don’t get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy, “Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington”

I think the lesson here is, it really doesn’t matter where you’re from, as long as we’re all the same religion.
-Peter Griffin, “To Live and Die in Dixie”

Chris: Where do tu think tu go when tu die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you’re good tu go to heaven, but if you’re bad tu go to a place where the dead believe they’re still livin’ and they pray for death but death won’t come.
Chris: UPN?

Peter: Holy crap, Brian, what am I going to do? Lois is gonna be inicial in a couple of days, and we're getting kicked outta the house tomorrow!
Brian: What do tu suggest?
Peter: Get out your ring.
Brian: Peter, that's not gonna—
Peter: Come on!
Both together: WonderTwin Powers...activate!
Peter: Form of: Steam!
[pause]
Brian: Peter, we got these in a box of Frankenberry.
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Stewie wants to breast feed but has his suspicions about the quality of Lois' milk.
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• Third dimensional qualities – Emotions, thoughts, attitudes and spirituality.
• Fourth dimensional qualities – Time. Their past history, the present and the future. The writers seriously need to fix everything on the mostrar and reinvent the character's growth in development. Seth should get rid of all the worst writers on the mostrar and hire new writers with updated storytelling and quality structure. The characters deserves original elements and arcs in the show. He needs to fix every single flaw 100% of his content. Serializing the mostrar would be refreshing change. The writers need to...
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