| Operator! Give me the number for 911! |
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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| Oh, so they have internet on computers now! |
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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| Just because I don&# 39; t care doesn&# 39; t mean I don&# 39; t... |
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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| Maybe, just once, someone will call me &# 39; Sir&# 39;... |
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a sce
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| When will I learn? The answer to life&# 39; s problems... |
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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle
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| Please don&# 39; t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat... |
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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
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| Homer no function cerveza well without. |
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Homer no function cerveza well without.
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| Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American... |
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
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| All my life I&# 39; ve had one dream, to achieve my many... |
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All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
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WHY tu LITTLE!!
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| Dad, you&# 39; ve done a lot of great things, but you&# 39; re... |
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Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man.
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| I have backyard that makes my front yard look like... |
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I have backyard that makes my front yard look like an idiot!
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| I think Smithers picked me because of my... |
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I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
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| Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life&# 39; s... |
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Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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| If something&# 39; s hard to do, then it&# 39; s not worth... |
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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
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| &# 39; To Start Press Any Key&# 39;. Where&# 39; s the ANY key? |
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'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
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| I’ ve learned that life is one crushing defeat... |
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I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another.
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| My beer! tu never had a chance to become my... |
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My beer! tu never had a chance to become my urine!
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| I believe that children are our future. Unless we... |
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I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
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| Now Bart, since tu broke Grandpa&# 39; s teeth, he gets... |
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Now Bart, since tu broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
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| Kids, tu tried your best and tu failed... |
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Kids, tu tried your best and tu failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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| No TV and no cerveza makes Homer, something,... |
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No TV and no cerveza makes Homer, something, something.
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| Can&# 39; t murder now. Eating |
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Can't murder now. Eating
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| Facts are meaningless. tu could use facts to... |
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Facts are meaningless. tu could use facts to prove anything true.
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| Well I AM losing half my brain, I think tu can... |
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Well I AM losing half my brain, I think tu can cut me some slack!
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| Fame was like a drug. But what was even má s like... |
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Fame was like a drug. But what was even más like a drug were the drugs.
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D'OH!!
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| Alright Brain, tu don&# 39; t like me, and I don&# 39; t like... |
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Alright Brain, tu don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this.
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| If at first tu don&# 39; t succeed,. Give up |
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If at first tu don't succeed,. Give up
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| He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT... |
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He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!
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| That guy impressed and I am easy to impress! Wow,... |
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That guy impressed and I am easy to impress! Wow, a blue car!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEE!!
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| [ sternly] Clap for Alaska! |
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[sternly] Clap for Alaska!
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| So, we meet at last, whoever tu are. |
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So, we meet at last, whoever tu are.
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| I can&# 39; t believe we&# 39; re paying to see something we... |
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I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free!
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| The worst dí a of your life * so far*. |
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The worst día of your life *so far*.
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| We have a great life here in Alaska, and we&# 39; re... |
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We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!
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| Why does everything I whip leave me? |
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Why does everything I whip leave me?
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| I&# 39; ll strangle- angle you! |
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I'll strangle-angle you!
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| Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare tu chicken for... |
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Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare tu chicken for life!
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| He&# 39; s not Spider- Pig anymore, he&# 39; s Harry Plopper. |
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He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
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Urge to kill... Rising
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