One night, in new york, there was a husband and a wife with a baby. They were walking when suddenly a gun shot came. It was an evil cowboy called Texas Pete and his very cowardly, outrageously camp henchman, Skeleton. “What are tu doing here?” Shouted a husband. “Get away from us!” Shouted a wife. “Let the baby go!” Shouted Tex. “Or I shall kill tu both!” “Never!” Shouted a husband and a wife. “Go get them, Tex!” Shouted Skeleton evilly. Texas Pete and Skeleton chased after a husband and a wife. “Help us, Police!” They cried. But it was too late. Texas Pete was already going to shoot them. “Ahhhh, how sweet!” dicho Tex. “Ow! Skeleton, the baby is trying to pull my mustach!” “All right, Tex. Now, my pretty baby boy,” dicho Skeleton, “that’s naughty. Are tu all right, Tex.” “No, Skeleton! I’m not all right!” Shouted Tex. “What?” dicho Skeleton. “I am not all right!” Shouted Tex again. “The baby is so stupid. He’s so bulky. I’m gonna call him Bulk.” “Why are tu going to call him Bulk?” Asked Skeleton. “I just think it’s a good idea because he will be an overweight fool with intense stupidity.” dicho Tex. “Arrest Tex and Skeleton,” Shouted the leader of the coppers, “who murdered the baby’s mother and father!” “Quick, Skel!” Shouted Tex. “We’d better go back to our hideout!” As the years passed, Bulk grew into an overweight man. “Good morning, Skeleton!” dicho Bulk. “Good morning, Bulk!” dicho Skeleton happily. “I hope tu slept well. tu are my best friend ever.” “I certainly did, Skeleton.” dicho Bulk. “After all, that’s what friends are for.” Tex woke up. “Morning, boys!” dicho Tex. “Morning, Tex!” dicho Bulk and Skeleton. “Today, we have pears. They’re really tasty.” dicho Tex. And Tex began to sing. “One picks up the pear. The most best frutas ever! tu can have pera pies o pera tarts. One picks up the pear. The most delicious thing ever!” Tex ate the pear. “There,” dicho Tex, “now that was delicious, wasn’t it?” “It certainly was, Tex!” dicho Bulk and Skeleton. “Now, Bulk.” dicho Tex. “Yeah?” dicho Bulk. “Outside of new york, there’s a Statue of Liberty.” dicho Tex. “When tu see a lovely roof at the top, tu gotta see it. Before tu and Skeleton can go back, throw him off first. Well, go now.” So Bulk and Skeleton went out of Tex’s hideout. They were walking down the calle outside of new york. When they got to the Statue of Liberty, they climbed up the steps. “Tex dicho there’s a lovely roof at the top.” dicho Bulk. “He would.” Agreed Skeleton. “And he wants us to see it.” dicho Bulk. “There, isn’t it pretty?” “Oh,” dicho Skeleton, “I suppose it is if tu like that sort of thing. Oh. Oh, please, let’s go back.” “Uh, no.” dicho Bulk. “Tex dicho I have to throw tu off first.” “What?” Shouted Skeleton in a panic. “You is probably joking!” Then Bulk let go of Skeleton. “Whatever tu do, don’t look down.” dicho Skeleton to himself. “Ahhhhhh! Help!” In the treehouse, there was a teddy oso, oso de called Superted and his bumbling companion, Spotty. “Tell me the magic word, Superted.” dicho Spotty. “No.” Replied Superted. “But I won’t tell anyone else.” dicho Spotty. “Nop.” dicho Superted. “But Superted, why can’t tu tell me a magic word?” Asked Spotty. “Because it’s a secret.” Answered Superted. Then the screen came on. “Superted!” Shouted the leader of the coppers. “Calling Superted! There’s someone on the Statue of Liberty!” “I’ll just say my secret magic word.” dicho Superted. So he dicho his secret magic word and he and Spotty flew to rescue Skeleton. The villain was ready to drive his camioneta, van to Superted’s treehouse. “At last!” dicho Tex to himself. “After all these years! If it wasn’t hard to find, just follow up the trails and you’re there.” Tex laughed evilly. “When I know that magic word, no one in the world will be safe.” dicho Tex. “Now, where shall I hide these microphones? Ah ha! There. Evil Bulk will be able to hear his magic word.” Then Tex had an evil laugh. Back on the Statue of Liberty, Skeleton was slipping. Then the seagulls came and tickled his bones. Superted and Spotty came. But Skeleton fell. However, Superted managed to rescue him. Back at his treehouse, Superted and Spotty had a talk. “I think we should lock Skeleton up.” dicho Spotty. “No. We can’t lock him up because he was afraid of heights. But what was he doing?” dicho Superted. “I think Tex is up to something. He put a microphone on the football. Bulk doesn’t listen to my magic word unless he tells him too.” “What?” Shouted Bulk. “He’s just stupid, Spotty.” dicho Superted. “Well if we ignore Bulk, would tu like a game of football?” “Um, no thanks.” Answered Superted. “Bulk might spot my magic word.” “But Superted, Bulk is a nice man and is friends with Skeleton.” Explained Spotty. “Well don’t talk such nonsense, Spotty.” dicho Superted. Back in new york, Texas Pete and Skeleton were on the boat. “Thanks for my arm, Tex.” dicho Skeleton. “You’re very kind.” “Who are tu calling kind?” Snarled Tex. “That tu are, Tex.” dicho Skeleton. “You’re very kind and generous.” “Generous?” Shouted Tex. “No one calls me generous and gets away with it!” “Tex, what are tu doing? You’re not really kind o generous. You’re horrible and nasty and…! Ahhhhh!” Cried Skeleton. “Tex, don’t leave me here!” “Now I only hope Bulk’s listening.” dicho Tex to himself. “Tex!” Shouted Skeleton. “Oh no! Not again!” dicho Superted. “Who’s that, Superted?” Asked Spotty. “He looks like a coastguard, Spotty.” “Superted, hello! We need your help!” Shouted a coast guard. “We’ve recived someone floating in the sea a hundred miles off the coast!” “I’ll be right there!” dicho Superted. “I’ll just say my secret my word.” “Yea?” dicho Bulk excitedly. Bulk was overjoyed to hear his secret word. “I’ve heard it!” Shouted Bulk excitedly. “I think I’ll say my magic word, Spotty.” Bulk immediately dicho Superted’s magic word. Then he was ready to fly off. He sang. “Who’s a oso, oso de that flies through the air? Superted! Superted! SUPERTED!” Superbulk was flying through the sky. “It’s easy when tu know how!” He said. “I can go backwards. Wa Hey! Oh no! Help! Whoaaah! Oh!” Superted and Spotty rescued Skeleton again. “I told tu Tex was up to something.” dicho Superted. “How did tu know?” Asked Spotty. “He obviously wants to keep away from the treehouse. But why?” Explained Superted. “Come on, Spotty!” They put Skeleton down on the sand. Skeleton saw one of the seagulls who had got his arm. “Come back with my arm!” He shouted. “Oi you! Come back!” But the seagull didn’t come back. Back at Superted’s treehouse, Superted saw something. “There’s no one here.” dicho Superted to himself. “Someone left a pear. It might be poisioned.” Just then, Spotty bumped into Superted. “You don’t think you’ve left a microphone, Superted.” dicho Spotty. “I haven’t, Spotty.” Replied Superted. “It’s just that we’ve been bugged! We’d better go down and see.” “Well, it’s the least we can do.” dicho Spotty. They went to Tex’s van. “If tu hear the microphones, tu can listen to anything.” dicho Superted. “Let’s go inside. There’s no one but a shape of…… BULK!” Cried Superted and Spotty. “Come on, Spotty!” Cried Superted. “We’d better stop them o then we will be in trouble!” Meanwhile, Bulk was flying with the bees. He saw some flowers. He sniffed them but then sneezed! He bumped into Texas Pete in the tree. “OK, Bulk,” dicho Tex, “Fun’s over. This is where tu tell your uncle Tex the secret word.” But Bulk flew up. “Tex, I can fly just like a bee.” dicho Bulk. “Don’t play games with me, tu dummy!” Shouted Tex. “Tell me the word!” “Ah, don’t do that, Tex.” dicho Bulk. “You’re spoiling my lovely costume. I only got it today.” “Tell me the word, Bulk, o I’ll tear tu limb from limb!” Shouted Tex. “Don’t push, Tex!” Shouted Bulk. “Tell me!” Shouted Tex angrily. “You’re hurting!” Shouted Bulk. “Tell me the….!” Shouted Tex. “Tex!” Shouted Bulk. Then he punched his face. “I can take a few words at the time like that, Tex. And when tu talk like that, the words go in my head, and I get very confused, and I don’t think tu should do it again!” Shouted Bulk. He threw Tex to the árbol trunk. “Bulk, how could tu treat your best buddy like that?” dicho Tex. “Look, there’s Tex!” Called Supeted. “How did he get up there?” Asked Spotty. “If he knew the magic word, maybe he flew there!” dicho Superted. Tex fell but was saved por Bulk. “Are tu really my best friend, Tex?” Asked Bulk. “Sure!” Replied Tex. “Well you’ve done too much trouble. If only tu told me the magic word, we can both fly and tu wouldn’t have to carry me.” “Yea!” dicho Bulk. “Why didn’t I think of that?” “Probably because you’re too stupid.” Thought Tex. “I think it’s like abra kadabra.” dicho Bulk. “We’ve almost got them!” Shouted Superted. “What do tu do when tu don’t get a pear?” Asked Tex. “It’s no use, Tex.” dicho Bulk. “I’ve forgotten.” “You idiot!” Shouted Tex who knocked his head and fell to the ground. “All that trouble, he forgets the magic word?” Sobbed Tex. “Yea hey!” Shouted Bulk cheefully. “Come back here!” Shouted Tex angrily. Then he began to cry. “Bulk might know in a few minutes.” dicho Superted. He and Spotty flew to the seaside. “By my calculation, Bulk should stop any moment now!” dicho Superted. Then Bulk stopped and fell to the sea. “Ah hello, Skeleton.” Smiled Bulk. “Oh Bulk, my arm!” dicho Skeleton. “I just knew tu would come because you’re my best friend ever.” “Well, Skeleton,” dicho Superted, “We’ll take tu and Bulk to our treehouse in no time.” Later that night, Superted wasn’t very happy. “I can’t do it.” Sighed Superted. “Why not?” Asked Bulk. “Well if tu can be my superhero, tu can save people when they’re in danger. por the way, Tex is not trying.” dicho Superted. “That’s right, Superted!” dicho Bulk. “I’ll never see him again because he’s really evil.” The siguiente day, Tex was eating a lot of pears. “That Bulk.” dicho Tex angrily. “He doesn’t know the magic word. I think I’ll listen to the microphones again.” “I’ll just say my secret magic word, Bulk, Skeleton and Spotty.” dicho Superted. “Ah ha!” Snarled Tex in an evil surprise. “Now I know. I’ll say my secret magic word.” Then he transformed into Evil Supertex! Then Tex flew threw the woods. “Do tu think Tex dicho my magic word?” Asked Superted. “He did!” Cried Skeleton. “He’s the worst villain in the world!” “Come on, Spotty!” Shouted Superted. “Run!” “There’s no way tu can run, Superted.” Hissed Tex. He chased after him and his friend, Spotty. But luckily, it was Superbulk to the rescue! “Thank tu for saving us, Bulk.” dicho Superted. “You’re the best hero ever!” dicho Spotty. “You’re welcome, Superted and Spotty.” dicho Bulk. “Because that’s what friends are for!” “I made a wax of pear, Superbulk.” dicho Superted. “Will tu give it to Tex?” “Of course, Superted.” Replied Bulk. He put a waxed pera on the árbol trunk. “Well, what have we got here?” dicho Tex in a surprise. “A pear!” He ate a pera and….. “Yuck! This pera is made of wax. BULK!” Roared Tex. “Oh no!” Cried Bulk. “It’s Tex!” Bulk flew as fast as he could. But Tex fell to the ground again. Then the coppers came. “There he is!” Shouted the leader of the coppers. “We’ve been looking for this evil cowboy for years! Arrest him!” “Noooooooooo!” Cried Tex, and was taken to jail for good. Everyone in new york were happy with Bulk. “Now, Bulk,” dicho Superted, “I give tu a medal!” “Thanks, Superted!” dicho Bulk happily. “It’s nice to be friends with tu and Spotty. Come on, Skeleton! Let’s go home!” Skeleton dicho the last words. “Bulk wouldn’t leave me all alone. Because it’s the end, he’s my friend.” And they lived happily ever after.
The End!
The End!