Princess guisante was not your ordinary princess. She was not sweet. She was not all that graceful. In fact, her own royal subjects really couldn't stand her. tu see, the thing tu have to understand about guisante was that she didn't know she was obnoxious. She considered it helpful on her part to ask her royal advisor if he's ever considered going on a diet. She thought she was being considerate to imply that the visiting duchess smelled like a sweaty armpit in July. Quite truthfully, Princess guisante had never known a world where people told her she couldn't do something. Everyone always seemed to sit back and enable her spoiled, rude ways. One day, she realized the truth...
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare tu call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have tu sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think tu quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are tu out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! tu have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here por sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, guisante ran. She ran with nothing but a capa on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. siguiente to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never dicho she was a coward! guisante ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her por her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. o rather someone. guisante and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. guisante picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't tu going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But tu don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, por the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl dicho rather freakishly turning cheerful when two segundos hace she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do tu do?"
"How do I do?" guisante was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. tu know what will make tu feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" guisante tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would tu mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! tu must be actuación out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug guisante who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" guisante shouted. "Are tu nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to tu and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
guisante kept walking through the woods for an hora o so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from inicial but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.
(End Of Part 1)
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare tu call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have tu sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think tu quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are tu out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! tu have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here por sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, guisante ran. She ran with nothing but a capa on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. siguiente to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never dicho she was a coward! guisante ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her por her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. o rather someone. guisante and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. guisante picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't tu going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But tu don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, por the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl dicho rather freakishly turning cheerful when two segundos hace she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do tu do?"
"How do I do?" guisante was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. tu know what will make tu feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" guisante tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would tu mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! tu must be actuación out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug guisante who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" guisante shouted. "Are tu nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to tu and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
guisante kept walking through the woods for an hora o so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from inicial but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.
(End Of Part 1)
On August 21, 2008, disney Character Warehouse - AMS will be opening it's door at 10am. They have dicho that they will have lot's of new and exciting merchandise. The location is 14078 E. Firestone Blvd., Sante Fe Springs, CA.
Merchandise up to 80% off the ticketed price. We are also looking for retail experience team members so if tu are interested for seasonal job, please contact me at ams-liquidation.com.
otherwise come see me at the location on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 from 11am to 4pm. Ask for Jim.
Why pay high prices, come to our Grand Opening August 20, 2009 at 10am.
Merchandise up to 80% off the ticketed price. We are also looking for retail experience team members so if tu are interested for seasonal job, please contact me at ams-liquidation.com.
otherwise come see me at the location on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 from 11am to 4pm. Ask for Jim.
Why pay high prices, come to our Grand Opening August 20, 2009 at 10am.